{"id":1012,"date":"2014-05-14T13:56:42","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T11:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2014-05-14T13:56:42","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T11:56:42","slug":"ultimul-cart-icol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1012","title":{"rendered":"Ultimul cart &#8230; icol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 scriu pe acest blog acum mai bine de 7 ani.<\/p>\n<p>Demersul meu l\u0103udabil s-a vrut a fi o recunoa\u0219tere a regnului feminin, o od\u0103, dac\u0103 dori\u021bi, adus\u0103 magnitudinii lui (regnului) plenare \u00een toate domeniile de for\u021b\u0103 ale universului, de la stelele creatoare de energie la g\u0103urile negre absorbitoare de mas\u0103 &#8230; pe care reprezentantele acestei ??? coaste vegetative ??? o merit\u0103 cu prisosin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 cum v-a\u021bi dat deja seama, ideea mea nobil\u0103 \u0219i onest\u0103 a degenerat, dar nu lamentabil, chiar din\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/12\/ziua-indragostitilor-zeulove\/\">primul articol<\/a>.\u00a0A\u0219a c\u0103 nu \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mai \u00eencerc o dat\u0103, dar de data asta \u00eentr-o form\u0103 mai consistent\u0103 \u0219i coerent\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen tot acest timp doresc s\u0103 m\u0103 felicit pentru modul \u00een care mi-am manifestat dragostea ne\u021b\u0103rmuit\u0103 pentru ??? jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bile noastre mai frumoase ??? &#8230; \u00een moduri mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin suptile sau penetrante.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Am fost norocos, zic eu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; C\u0103 nu ai fost prins ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Nu, c\u0103 nu am avut niciodat\u0103 iubit\u0103. :)))<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ce \u00eemi plac glumele mele &#8230; dar \u0219i ale lui Bendeac sunt din ce \u00een ce mai bune. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi pe deplin despre ce vorbesc, v\u0103 invit s\u0103 urm\u0103ri\u021bi filmule\u021bul de mai jos.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S. Pentru\u00a0urm\u0103torul articol ne vedem pe <a href=\"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/\">sergiumotreanu.ro<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"9 METODE PENTRU A INVINGE INTR-O CEARTA CU IUBITA\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/A7VZqtnJbRE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 scriu pe acest blog acum mai bine de 7 ani. 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