{"id":1069,"date":"2014-10-03T19:43:58","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T16:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2014-10-03T19:43:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-03T16:43:58","slug":"k-j-ist-kein-ein-berliner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"K.J. ist kein ein Berliner"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201dAll free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words: Ich bin ein Berliner.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 aceste cuvinte au r\u0103mas celebre prin for\u021ba mesajului sau prin carisma liderului, dar cert este c\u0103 5 luni mai t\u00e2rziu, J.F.K.<\/strong> devenea al 4-lea pre\u0219edinte american ucis la scen\u0103 deschis\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103 recunoa\u0219te\u021bi c\u0103 americanii au o apeten\u021b\u0103 deosebit\u0103 pentru spectacol …<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 fac o glum\u0103 \u0219i pentru fanii serialului Game of Thrones<\/strong> a\u0219 spune c\u0103 Jo<\/strong>(h)n<\/strong> a stat prea mult de partea gre\u0219it\u0103 a zidului. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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Fra\u021bi moldoveni, v\u0103 vorbe\u0219te unul de-al vostru … (lini\u0219te).<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 sunte\u021bi cei mai s\u0103rmani din Uniunea European\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i ceilal\u021bi cet\u0103\u021beni europeni se uit\u0103 la voi cu indiferen\u021b\u0103, cu dispre\u021b, cu sc\u00e2rb\u0103 \u0219i cu mil\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd sunte\u021bi \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een acest proiect m\u0103re\u021b numit Rom\u00e2nia<\/strong> nici un milimetru de autostrad\u0103 nu v-a c\u0103lcat pragul, de\u0219i sunt sigur c\u0103 i-a\u021bi fi primit cu ospitalitate, chiar \u0219i kilometri de-ar fi fost.<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 to\u021bi vor s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eembete \u0219i s\u0103 v-o trag\u0103. Iar vou\u0103 v\u0103 cam place asta.<\/p>\n

\u0218i mai \u0219tiu c\u0103 Moldova<\/strong> nu a fost \u0219i nu va fi niciodat\u0103 a voastr\u0103 sau a urma\u0219ilor vo\u0219tri.<\/p>\n

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Ei bine, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u021bara are nevoie de voi, dup\u0103 care v\u0103 va uita sau v\u0103 va umili \u00een continuare. Acum este unul dintre acele momente, iar sociologii v\u0103 identific\u0103 pe voi ca fiind principalii deciden\u021bi \u00een b\u0103t\u0103lia electoral\u0103 din 2014.<\/p>\n

V\u0103 voi explica cum st\u0103 treaba, foarte pe scurt, dup\u0103 care b\u0103rba\u021bii se pot \u00eentoarce la b\u0103ut \u0219i femeile la produs … b\u0103utura.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 to\u021bi a\u021bi vota cu Victor Ponta<\/strong>, acesta ar ie\u0219i pre\u0219edintele Rom\u00e2niei<\/strong>. Dac\u0103 to\u021bi a\u021bi vota cu Klaus Iohannis<\/strong>, acesta ar ie\u0219i pre\u0219edintele Rom\u00e2niei<\/strong>. Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t zah\u0103r, ulei \u0219i alte produse cancerigene v-a dat fiecare, dar eu v\u0103 propun altceva.<\/p>\n

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\"PariuriPresedinte\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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\u0218i acum s\u0103 v\u0103 explic propunerea mea, \u00een colaborare cu winner.ro<\/strong><\/a>, dar f\u0103r\u0103 ca ei s\u0103 \u0219tie. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

B\u0103rba\u021bii … renun\u021ba\u021bi la b\u0103ut \u0219i str\u00e2nge\u021bi 2000 de RON p\u00e2n\u0103 luna viitoare. Femeile … nu le da\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bilor vo\u0219tri banii pe care vi-i dau al\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi vou\u0103 \u0219i str\u00e2nge\u021bi \u0219i voi 2000 de RON. Cu banii ace\u0219tia, \u0219i unii \u0219i al\u021bii, face\u021bi urm\u0103toarea investi\u021bie: 100% sigur\u0103. De ce spun c\u0103 este 100% sigur\u0103 ? Pentru c\u0103 depinde doar de voi, de ie\u0219irea voastr\u0103 la vot \u0219i de votul vostru. Paria\u021bi pe neam\u021b la alegerile preziden\u021biale \u0219i \u00een 16 noiembrie ve\u021bi putea c\u00e2\u0219tiga 7619 lei \u0219i 4 bani. Banii s\u0103 nu \u00eei pune\u021bi \u00een cutia milei, pentru c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 fie mil\u0103 dec\u00e2t de voi \u00een\u0219iv\u0103. Nu uita\u021bi s\u0103 vota\u021bi \u0219i la primul \u0219i la al 2-lea tur, pentru c\u0103 doar a\u0219a ve\u021bi putea c\u00e2\u0219tiga banii ace\u0219tia. Dup\u0103 care renun\u021ba\u021bi la b\u0103ut \u0219i la sex. Iar dac\u0103 se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 ceda\u021bi tenta\u021biei, ave\u021bi grij\u0103 s\u0103 fie doar \u00een scop medicinal sau procrea\u021bional.<\/p>\n

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Huiduieli spumoase \u0219i \u00eembr\u00e2nceli \u00eencr\u00e2ncenate … Intuind cam care va fi desf\u0103\u0219urarea evenimentelor, vorbitorul nostru este obligat s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din buzunar \u0219i s\u0103 arunce ni\u0219te moa\u0219te pe jos. V-a\u021bi fi a\u0219teptat ca toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 se arunce \u00een 4 labe, s\u0103 se t\u00e2r\u00e2ie \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00eenchine; dar nu, ceva \u00een fibra moldovanului fusese cutremurat de aceast\u0103 viziune prezentat\u0103. Gurile bune spun c\u0103 agen\u021bii bucovineni sub acoperire au fost cauza.<\/p>\n

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A \u00eenceput campania, iar eu \u00eel sus\u021bin pe viitorul pre\u0219edinte. Actualul a fost suspendat de mult.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201dAll free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words: Ich bin ein Berliner.\u201d Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 aceste cuvinte au r\u0103mas celebre prin for\u021ba mesajului sau prin carisma liderului, dar cert este c\u0103 5 luni mai t\u00e2rziu, J.F.K. devenea al 4-lea pre\u0219edinte […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,14,18],"tags":[172,346,361,378,458,907,1018,1244,1389,1446,1732,2085,2254,2718,2767],"class_list":["post-1069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-politice","category-funny-right","tag-alegeri","tag-barbati","tag-bautura","tag-berlin","tag-bucovina","tag-ein-berliner","tag-femei","tag-ich-bin","tag-j-f-k","tag-klaus-iohannis","tag-moldova","tag-presedinte","tag-romania","tag-uniunea-europeana","tag-victor-ponta"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}