{"id":1189,"date":"2014-11-07T14:36:40","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T12:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2014-11-07T14:36:40","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T12:36:40","slug":"mr-part-si-curva-popii-pamflet-scris-de-c-v-tudor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"Mr. P\u00e2r\u021b \u0219i Curva Popii &#8211; pamflet scris de C.V.Tudor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia, institu\u021bia reevalu\u0103rii este la cel mai \u00eenalt rang &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>MR. P\u00ceR\u021a \u0218I CURVA POPII<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i \u00eennebunit cu to\u0163ii?<br \/>\nAclama\u0163i un maimu\u0163oi<br \/>\nNu vede\u0163i c\u0103-i cad chilo\u0163ii?<br \/>\nBabette pleac\u0103 la r\u0103zboi!<\/p>\n<p>Capul mic, de bibilic\u0103<br \/>\nPe un trunchi acromegal<br \/>\nMonstrul, carevas\u0103zic\u0103<br \/>\nL-a\u0163i urcat pe piedestal\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Astfel de anomalie<br \/>\nNu s-a mai v\u0103zut pe-aici<br \/>\nNu e om, e o stafie<br \/>\n\u015eolduri mari \u015fi umeri mici.<\/p>\n<p>Tata-socru, ce idee<br \/>\nA pontat la fundul lui<br \/>\nNu-i b\u0103rbat, dar nici femeie<br \/>\nFace pofta ori\u015ficui.<\/p>\n<p>E lasciv ca o v\u0103dan\u0103<br \/>\nAre mersul leg\u0103nat.<br \/>\nCine \u015fi-a f\u0103cut poman\u0103?<br \/>\nCurva Popii \u2013 \u015fi l-a luat!<\/p>\n<p>\u0102\u015ftia-s mai ur\u00ee\u0163i ca dracul<br \/>\nDar ce aere \u00ee\u015fi dau!<br \/>\nSe reped s\u0103 ia caimacul<br \/>\nNumai pe ecrane stau.<\/p>\n<p>Ea, o boarf\u0103 r\u0103suflat\u0103<br \/>\nEl, un jalnic poponar<br \/>\nCe familie spurcat\u0103<br \/>\nSuport\u0103m, ca pro\u015ftii, iar!<\/p>\n<p>O pereche r\u0103pciugoas\u0103 \u2013<br \/>\nAsta-i tot ce-ave\u0163i mai bun?<br \/>\n\u015eleamp\u0103ta sp\u0103l\u0103toreas\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei un procuror nebun.<\/p>\n<p>\u0162ara azi e dirijat\u0103<br \/>\nDe la Cabinetul 2<br \/>\nD\u0103 func\u0163ii la ga\u015fca toat\u0103<br \/>\nCe-o pup\u0103-n p\u0103r\u0163ile moi.<\/p>\n<p>Zilnic, face \u015fi desface<br \/>\nMini\u015ftri, chiar comisari<br \/>\n(O caut\u0103 la g\u0103oace<br \/>\nUneori, ni\u015fte curvari).<\/p>\n<p>E normal, c\u0103ci cimpanzeul<br \/>\nN-are pu\u0163\u0103, e pe dos<br \/>\nDac\u0103 sco\u0163i din ei tupeul<br \/>\nR\u0103m\u00eene un vid jegos.<\/p>\n<p>Lacomi s\u00eent, pe apucate<br \/>\nVizite de lucru fac<br \/>\nTaie panglici inventate<br \/>\n\u015ei anun\u0163\u0103: Cotcodac!<\/p>\n<p>Fac spectacole, proste\u015fte<br \/>\nBani publici arunc\u0103-n v\u00eent<br \/>\nKim Ir Sen se r\u0103suce\u015fte<br \/>\nDe oftic\u0103, \u00een morm\u00eent.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o \u0163ar\u0103 ruinat\u0103<br \/>\nAsta mai lipsea: dezm\u0103\u0163<br \/>\nPropagand\u0103 de\u015f\u0103n\u0163at\u0103<br \/>\nIar pielea vacii e-n b\u0103\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>Ne conduce iar Mafia<br \/>\nO boarf\u0103 \u015fi-un eunuc.<br \/>\n\u0102\u015ftia fac din Rom\u00e2nia<br \/>\nCel mai ieftin balamuc.<\/p>\n<p>Un spectacol de 5 stele?<br \/>\nMai degrab\u0103 de 5 cruci!<br \/>\nSifilitici cu sechele<br \/>\nCare au \u00een cap doar muci.<\/p>\n<p>Flamuri ro\u015fii precum focul<br \/>\nCare arde-n iad gudron<br \/>\nUnde este dobitocul<br \/>\nCe l-a uns pe avorton?<\/p>\n<p>Mister P\u00eer\u0163 \u015fi Curva Popii<br \/>\nPrind curaj, confisc\u0103 tot<br \/>\nStr\u00eens uni\u0163i cu interlopii<br \/>\nS\u00eenge proasp\u0103t au pe bot.<\/p>\n<p>Lumea, \u00eens\u0103, se cruce\u015fte:<br \/>\n\u00cen acea band\u0103 de ho\u0163i<br \/>\nNimeni, chiar, nu mai g\u00eende\u015fte?<br \/>\nOri au c\u0103piat cu to\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p>Nu v\u0103d c\u0103-s \u00een pielea goal\u0103<br \/>\nNoile caricaturi?<br \/>\nAbia ce-am sc\u0103pat de-o boal\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei-avem alte mur\u0103turi.<\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu le-a pus oglinda<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi vad\u0103, c\u00eeteodat\u2019<br \/>\nCum prive\u015fte porcul \u2013 ghinda<br \/>\nFa\u0163a ca un cur pictat?<\/p>\n<p>El mongol, ea bulbucat\u0103<br \/>\nEl plagiator \u015fi ho\u0163<br \/>\nEa \u2013 un sex c\u00eet o g\u0103leat\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei el \u2013 un rahat cu mo\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta este viitorul<br \/>\nPromis de ace\u015fti ciuma\u0163i?<br \/>\nAu exasperat poporul<br \/>\nCare i-ar vrea sp\u00eenzura\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Fra\u0163ilor, intra\u0163i \u00een cas\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei-i ascunde\u0163i pe copii<br \/>\nO pereche sulfuroas\u0103<br \/>\nDup\u0103 voturi va veni.<\/p>\n<p>Dou\u0103 pa\u0163achine triste<br \/>\nImit\u00eend pe Ceau\u015fe\u015fti<br \/>\nB\u0103ga\u0163i nasul \u00een batiste<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 nu lua\u0163i boli lume\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p>Nu credeam c\u0103 impostura<br \/>\nNa\u015fte mon\u015ftri-a\u015fa pitici<br \/>\nUn refren le umple gura:<br \/>\n,,M\u00eendri c\u0103 s\u00eentem calici!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia, institu\u021bia reevalu\u0103rii este la cel mai \u00eenalt rang &#8230; MR. P\u00ceR\u021a \u0218I CURVA POPII A\u0163i \u00eennebunit cu to\u0163ii? Aclama\u0163i un maimu\u0163oi Nu vede\u0163i c\u0103-i cad chilo\u0163ii? Babette pleac\u0103 la r\u0103zboi! Capul mic, de bibilic\u0103 Pe un trunchi acromegal Monstrul, carevas\u0103zic\u0103 L-a\u0163i urcat pe piedestal\u2026 Astfel de anomalie Nu s-a mai v\u0103zut pe-aici Nu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14,18],"tags":[685,740,1938,2049,2169,2195,2253,2254,2671],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","category-politice","category-funny-right","tag-corneliu-vadim-tudor","tag-curve","tag-pamflet","tag-politica","tag-rang","tag-reevaluare","tag-romani","tag-romania","tag-tricolorul"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}