{"id":1444,"date":"2014-12-23T15:32:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T13:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2014-12-23T15:32:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T13:32:40","slug":"urare-de-puscarias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1444","title":{"rendered":"Urare de pu\u0219c\u0103ria\u0219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An de an, asta este felicitarea pe care o tot primesc din partea <strong>Partidului Na\u021bional Liberal<\/strong> \u00een preajma Cr\u0103ciunului.<\/p>\n<p>Recunosc, sunt pu\u021bin r\u0103ut\u0103cios acum &#8230; deoarece \u00een anii pari \u201dlini\u0219te \u0219i \u00een\u021belegere\u201d sunt \u00eenlocuite de \u201dpace \u0219i prietenie.\u201d \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre timp, primul semnatar al felicit\u0103rii a ajuns \u00een subsolul I.P.J. Bra\u0219ov, pe strada Nicolae Titulescu nr. 28, \u0219i va s\u0103rb\u0103tori Cr\u0103ciunul juc\u00e2nd \u021bintar cu Hrebe \u0219i Adam, iar al 2-lea semnatar al felicit\u0103rii, adic\u0103 domnul viceprimar, s-a liberal-reformat de vreo 3-4 luni \u0219i a ajuns \u00een partidul lui T\u0103riceanu.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 anul \u0103sta sunt trist, nu voi mai primi nimic. \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chiar, \u0219ti\u021bi bancul cu Adam ? De fapt, nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eel \u0219ti\u021bi sau nu, eu tot vi-l spun.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cic\u0103 celebrul avocat se treze\u0219te dup\u0103 o noapte de chefuial\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103, cu b\u0103utur\u0103, studente, sex, droguri \u0219i rock&#8217;n&#8217;roll.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Se ridic\u0103, se atinge instinctiv \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle. Alearg\u0103 repede \u00een baie, se uit\u0103 \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i observ\u0103 \u0219ocat c\u0103 nu mai avea dec\u00e2t 2 coaste.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Doamne, oare ce s-o fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat la cheful de azi-noapte, \u00eentreab\u0103 el, retoric ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>La care Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde prompt, cu slav\u0103 \u0219i din slav\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Ai vrut feti\u021be azi noapte, Adame, \u021bi-am dat feti\u021be. =)))<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/CraciunCancescu.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1445\" src=\"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/CraciunCancescu.png\" alt=\"CraciunCancescu\" width=\"990\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/CraciunCancescu.png 990w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/CraciunCancescu-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/CraciunCancescu-768x363.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 990px) 100vw, 990px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>La anul vor fi alegeri \u00een PNL \u0219i la jude\u021b \u0219i la municipiu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Iar dac\u0103 pre\u0219edintele ales (numit, ales, autoproclamat sau tras la sor\u021bi) al PNL Bra\u0219ov va fi actualul primar, George Scripcaru, voi putea spune, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, c\u0103 le-am v\u0103zut pe toate \u00een politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Amin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An de an, asta este felicitarea pe care o tot primesc din partea Partidului Na\u021bional Liberal \u00een preajma Cr\u0103ciunului. Recunosc, sunt pu\u021bin r\u0103ut\u0103cios acum &#8230; deoarece \u00een anii pari \u201dlini\u0219te \u0219i \u00een\u021belegere\u201d sunt \u00eenlocuite de \u201dpace \u0219i prietenie.\u201d \ud83d\ude00 \u00centre timp, primul semnatar al felicit\u0103rii a ajuns \u00een subsolul I.P.J. Bra\u0219ov, pe strada Nicolae Titulescu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,14,18],"tags":[272,445,697,1129,1338,2036,2142,2728,2778],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analize","category-politice","category-funny-right","tag-aristotel-cancescu","tag-brasov","tag-craciun","tag-george-sripcaru","tag-ioan-adam","tag-pnl","tag-puscarie","tag-urare","tag-viorel-hrebenciuc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}