{"id":1473,"date":"2015-01-15T23:56:20","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T21:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1473"},"modified":"2015-01-15T23:56:20","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T21:56:20","slug":"memento-mori-memento-vivere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1473","title":{"rendered":"Memento mori – Memento vivere"},"content":{"rendered":"

V-au min\u021bit la rom\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103 poezia Luceaf\u0103rul este cea mai lung\u0103 poezie a Luceaf\u0103rului poeziei rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti?<\/p>\n

Cu ale ei 99 de strofe, 4 versuri pe strof\u0103, 8 silabe pe vers – este ca un joc de glezne atletic \u00eenaintea unei \u00eengurgit\u0103ri de porc cotletic.<\/p>\n

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Memento mori c’est vraiment<\/em> la pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cu ale ei 217 strofe, 6 versuri pe strof\u0103, 16 silabe pe vers – este o epopee \u00a0gargantuesc\u0103 \u0219i pantagruelic\u0103 despre panorama de\u0219ert\u0103ciunilor, ca s\u0103 respect \u0219i s\u0103 satirizez \u00een acela\u0219i timp cli\u0219eele din general\u0103 \u0219i din liceu.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 citi\u021bi poezia (\u0219tiu c\u0103 nu o ve\u021bi face niciodat\u0103 – chiar dac\u0103 lua\u021bi de val a\u021bi putea spune c\u0103 da), exist\u0103 pericolul ca g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 v\u0103 zboare deasupra lacului codrilor alba\u0219tri\u00a0\u0219i s\u0103 face\u021bi 5 conexiuni\u00a0care nu v\u0103 vor folosi la nimic \u00een via\u021b\u0103, dar absolut la nimic:<\/p>\n

1. Cea mai estic\u0103 aba\u021bie cistercian\u0103\u00a0a fost construit\u0103 la C\u00e2r\u021ba de c\u0103tre c\u0103lug\u0103rii ordinului? A\u021bi ghicit, tot cistercian. \ud83d\ude42 C\u00e2r\u021ba este o localitate aflat\u0103 \u00eentre Sibiu \u0219i Bra\u0219ov, iar dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u021bi \u00een stamb\u0103 pe Transf\u0103g\u0103r\u0103\u0219an, nu ave\u021bi cum s\u0103 o rata\u021bi. A, ba da, ave\u021bi cum, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum a\u021bi f\u0103cut-o de fiecare dat\u0103.<\/p>\n

2. Trapi\u0219tii nu sunt cei care merg cu caii la trap, ci sunt o ramur\u0103 desprins\u0103 din ordinul cistercian \u00een secolul al XVII-lea. Se spune c\u0103 salutul lor ar fi: \u201dMemento mori<\/a>\u201d \u0219i c\u0103 fac cea mai bun\u0103 bere dintre toate ordinele c\u0103lug\u0103re\u0219ti. Singurii care rivalizeaz\u0103 cu trapi\u0219tii la acest capitol sunt templierii, dar asta doar pentru c\u0103 berea lor se serve\u0219te mereu rece \u00een Sf\u00e2ntul Graal.<\/p>\n

3. \u00cen anul 1880, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 de ianuarie cu lun\u0103 plin\u0103 de martie, la 30 de ani, Mihai se propti \u00eentr-un Ulm (localitatea, nu copacul). Acolo i-a recitat unui copila\u0219 poezia \u201dLa Steaua\u201d. Mai t\u00e2rziu, peste \u00eenc\u0103 30 de ani, \u201dcopila\u0219ul\u201d avea s\u0103 formuleze o teorie. Teoria stelei va purta numele de teoria relativit\u0103\u021bii, iar autorul acesteia\u00a0va purta numele de Albert<\/a>.<\/p>\n

4. Tot \u00een acea sear\u0103, vindecat complet de microbul nes\u0103buit al dragostei nes\u0103buite, Eminescu \u00eei spune copila\u0219ului s\u0103 se p\u0103zeasc\u0103 de 3 lucruri \u00een via\u021ba lui: de omul sp\u00e2n, de omul ro\u0219 \u0219i de femeia blond\u0103. Aduc\u00e2ndu-\u0219i aminte peste ani \u0219i ani de vorbele lui Eminescu, Einstein o refuz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103, tact (\u0219i logic\u0103) pe femeia blond\u0103. Dup\u0103 acest refuz, Marilyin Monroe<\/a> se sinucide.<\/p>\n

5. Dac\u0103 leg\u0103tura dintre Mihai Eminescu \u0219i Marilyn Monroe a fost Albert Einstein, scrie\u021bi pe foaia de h\u00e2rtie o formul\u0103 care s\u0103 exprime leg\u0103tura dintre cele 3 tipuri de c\u0103lug\u0103ri \u00eent\u00e2lnite mai sus. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

S\u0103 tot fie c\u00e2\u021biva ani buni de c\u00e2nd nu prea mai citesc beletristic\u0103 (poezie de vreo 10 ani, proz\u0103 de vreo 5). \u00cen romantismu-mi suprem, consider c\u0103 scriu oleac\u0103 mai bine dec\u00e2t mul\u021bi dintre marii menestreli ai penei.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 de ce pana mea \u201dr\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een cerneal\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi\u201d s\u0103 \u00eei citesc?<\/p>\n

O dat\u0103 pe an fac o excep\u021bie. O singur\u0103 excep\u021bie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"MeHai\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Am considerat poza de mai jos (f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een capitala \u021b\u0103rii fra\u021bilor no\u0219tri moldoveni) cea mai potrivit\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i fratele nostru, Eminescu<\/a>, s-a n\u0103scut moldovean \u0219i a murit rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

V-au min\u021bit la rom\u00e2n\u0103 c\u0103 poezia Luceaf\u0103rul este cea mai lung\u0103 poezie a Luceaf\u0103rului poeziei rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti? Cu ale ei 99 de strofe, 4 versuri pe strof\u0103, 8 silabe pe vers – este ca un joc de glezne atletic \u00eenaintea unei \u00eengurgit\u0103ri de porc cotletic. ______________________________________________________________ Memento mori c’est vraiment la pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance. Cu ale […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5,13,18],"tags":[169,581,601,628,1463,1547,1605,1641,1669,1732,2254,2583,2587,2664],"class_list":["post-1473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analize","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-poesis","category-funny-right","tag-albert-einstein","tag-chisinau","tag-cistercieni","tag-codru","tag-lac","tag-luceafarul","tag-marilyn-monroe","tag-memento-mori","tag-mihai-eminescu","tag-moldova","tag-romania","tag-tei","tag-templieri","tag-trapisti"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}