{"id":1585,"date":"2015-05-19T11:06:15","date_gmt":"2015-05-19T08:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1585"},"modified":"2015-05-19T11:06:15","modified_gmt":"2015-05-19T08:06:15","slug":"dick-tucker-the-secret-agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1585","title":{"rendered":"Dick Tucker &#8211; The Secret Agent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let us start this day with an erect mind.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t forget,\u00a0a clear conscience is\u00a0the clearest sign of a <del>good<\/del> bad memory. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Dick Tucker - Cyanide &amp; Happiness Shorts\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wI0rWKpXEgw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Hey, don&#8217;t take it so hard. After all, it&#8217;s only a joke, not a dick. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let us start this day with an erect mind. And don&#8217;t forget,\u00a0a clear conscience is\u00a0the clearest sign of a good bad memory. \ud83d\ude00 Hey, don&#8217;t take it so hard. After all, it&#8217;s only a joke, not a dick. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[657,802,803,1189,1415,1643,1687],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-right","tag-conscience","tag-dick","tag-dick-tucker","tag-hard","tag-joke","tag-memory","tag-mind"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}