{"id":1717,"date":"2015-11-23T19:05:28","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T17:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2015-11-23T19:05:28","modified_gmt":"2015-11-23T17:05:28","slug":"angelina-jolie-este-noul-sergiu-nicolaescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1717","title":{"rendered":"Angelina Jolie este noul Sergiu Nicolaescu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Au trecut aproape 2 zile de c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama despre\u00a0ce e vorba\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemaone.ro\/pe-malul-marii\/\">\u00een filmul \u00een care<\/a>\u00a0<strong>Angelina Jolie<\/strong> a fost produc\u0103tor,\u00a0regizor, scenarist \u0219i actor principal. Dar sta\u021bi pu\u021bin,\u00a0doamna Smith\/Pitt\u00a0nu s-a oprit aici; \u0219i-a angajat so\u021bul \u00een rolul de actor principal\u00a0num\u0103rul 2 \u0219i l-a fentat s\u0103 suporte fifty-fifty bugetul de 10 milioane de dolari al filmului. Crede\u021bi-m\u0103, devine din ce \u00een ce mai ciudat: \u0219i-a angajat \u0219i fiii pe platourile de filmare (probabil c\u0103 doar pe cei adopta\u021bi) \u00een func\u021bia de asisten\u021bi de produc\u021bie. B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 la scenele de nuditate sexual\u0103, care nu lipsesc\u00a0din acest inedit proiect de familie, copiii (minori to\u021bi)\u00a0t\u0103iau\u00a0la montaj cadrele incomode. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><strong>Doar George Costanza a reu\u0219it s\u0103 fac\u0103 un show despre nimic \u00een toat\u0103 istoria cinematografiei.<\/strong> Ei bine, Georgie Boy nu mai este singurul, Angelina Jolie\u00a0reu\u0219ind \u0219i ea aceast\u0103 performan\u021b\u0103. Diferen\u021ba dintre cei 2 este c\u0103 George \u0219i-a dorit asta, Angelina nu. \u00cenc\u0103 o diferen\u021b\u0103 major\u0103 \u00eentre cele 2 concepte inexistente este c\u0103 nimicurile lui George\u00a0sunt \u00een calupuri suportabile de\u00a020 de minute, al Angelinei \u021bine aproape 2 ore \u0219i jum\u0103tate. Excruciating pain.<\/p>\n<p>Totu\u0219i, sunt \u0219i\u00a03 chestii foarte faine \u00een film:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>Dac\u0103 rezista\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenceput, ave\u021bi ocazia s\u0103 \u00eel auzi\u021bi pe Brad Pitt vorbind \u00een francez\u0103. Bongiour.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Dac\u0103 rezista\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219it, pute\u021bi asculta un c\u00e2ntec superb, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?time_continue=1&amp;v=P_Zh-u0bx1g\">Jane Birkin &#8211; Jane B<\/a>. Yeux bleus.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>La France. Un pays merveilleux.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=P_Zh-u0bx1g<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Au trecut aproape 2 zile de c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama despre\u00a0ce e vorba\u00a0\u00een filmul \u00een care\u00a0Angelina Jolie a fost produc\u0103tor,\u00a0regizor, scenarist \u0219i actor principal. Dar sta\u021bi pu\u021bin,\u00a0doamna Smith\/Pitt\u00a0nu s-a oprit aici; \u0219i-a angajat so\u021bul \u00een rolul de actor principal\u00a0num\u0103rul 2 \u0219i l-a fentat s\u0103 suporte fifty-fifty bugetul de 10 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[233,439,1126,1396,2373],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analize","category-filme","tag-angelina-jolie","tag-brad-pitt","tag-george-costanza","tag-jane-birkin","tag-sergiu-nicolaescu"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}