{"id":1763,"date":"2015-11-29T05:42:33","date_gmt":"2015-11-29T03:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2015-11-29T05:42:33","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T03:42:33","slug":"duma-de-duminica-2-ave-caesar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1763","title":{"rendered":"Duma de duminic\u0103: 2 – Ave Caesar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ora – III scrijele indescifrabile. Egiptul – antic. Alexandria – nisipoas\u0103. C\u0103ldura – mare. Valurile – mici.<\/p>\n

Un general roman \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-o fust\u0103 indecent de scurt\u0103 coboar\u0103 de pe vas, cl\u0103tin\u00e2ndu-se de 2 ori mai tare dec\u00e2t vasul. Suferea de\u00a0r\u0103u de mare sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a pretindea el, iar pentru asta consuma cantit\u0103\u021bi \u00eensemnate de alcool la trecerea peste Mediterana – Mare Nostrum.<\/p>\n

Cum ajunse pe plaj\u0103, c\u0103zu palanc\u0103 la p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i bolborosi ceva. \u201dCe-a spus, ce-a spus?\u201d \u00eentrebar\u0103 senatorii \u0219i centurionii care a\u0219teptau \u00eencolona\u021bi disciplinat debarcarea Cezarului.<\/p>\n

Primul cronicar scrijeli repede pe papirus:\u00a0\u201dAt\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu stai \u00eentins pe scut \u0219i te sprijini \u00een sabie, nu e\u0219ti \u00eenvins.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Al 2-lea, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l cu bra\u021bele \u00eentinse pe nisip, consemn\u0103: <<Magnus Iulius Caesar dicit: \u201dTeneo te, Africa\u201d>>, M\u0103re\u021bul Iulius Cezar spune: \u201dAfrica, e\u0219ti \u00een m\u00e2inile mele\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce a spus Cezar, de fapt, dup\u0103 ce s-a \u0219ters la gur\u0103 de vom\u0103? \u201dAt\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t stai \u00eentins pe nisip f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te sprijini, nu e\u0219ti beat.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ora – III scrijele indescifrabile. Egiptul – antic. Alexandria – nisipoas\u0103. C\u0103ldura – mare. Valurile – mici. Un general roman \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-o fust\u0103 indecent de scurt\u0103 coboar\u0103 de pe vas, cl\u0103tin\u00e2ndu-se de 2 ori mai tare dec\u00e2t vasul. Suferea de\u00a0r\u0103u de mare sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a pretindea el, iar pentru asta consuma cantit\u0103\u021bi \u00eensemnate de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,18],"tags":[183,563,880,883,905,1847],"class_list":["post-1763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-ganduri","category-funny-right","tag-alexandria","tag-cezar","tag-duma","tag-duminica","tag-egipt","tag-nisip"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}