{"id":1828,"date":"2015-12-15T19:28:50","date_gmt":"2015-12-15T17:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2015-12-15T19:28:50","modified_gmt":"2015-12-15T17:28:50","slug":"miorita-e-de-vina-oi-oi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1828","title":{"rendered":"Miori\u021ba e de vin\u0103, oi, oi"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103tui s\u0103 le mai sar\u0103 ciobanii gardul \u0219i s\u0103 le aterizeze chiar pe peluza din spatele Casei Poporului, ni\u0219te parlamentari curajo\u0219i nevoie mare decid \u00eentr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 formeze 4 grupuri de lucru (\u00een care s\u0103 nu lucreze nimeni), 2 comitete \u0219i o comisie. Comisia format\u0103 stabile\u0219te ca aceia\u0219i parlamentari fondatori s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een creierii mun\u021bilor pentru a-i lua la rost pe oierii carpato-mioritici.<\/p>\n

– P\u0103ice, nu mai iei s\u0103 vin\u0103 la noi pe tarla s\u0103-ne deranjeze? scrise un parlamentar \u00een referatul pentru argumentarea cheltuielilor de transport.<\/p>\n

Ajun\u0219i la st\u00e2n\u0103, chiar l\u00e2ng\u0103 V\u00e2rful Bivolul din Mun\u021bii St\u00e2ni\u0219oarei, parlamentarii no\u0219tri papiona\u021bi se apucar\u0103 s\u0103 inspecteze toate acareturile, st\u0103ruind mai mult asupra staulului cu oi \u0219i haitei de c\u00e2ini.<\/p>\n

– Num\u0103rul de oi? – Eu mi-s ciob\u0103na\u0219 cu 300 de oi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Num\u0103rul de c\u00e2ini? – Eu mi-s ciob\u0103na\u0219 cu 3 c\u00e2ini.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– P\u0103i cum, bace, c\u0103 noi vedem vreo 10. – Eu mi-s ciob\u0103na\u0219 cu 10 c\u00e2ini.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Atunci suntem nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103m o amend\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu ai voie cu mai mult de 1 c\u00e2ine la 100 de oi. – O amend\u0103 oi duce-o eu cum oi duce-o. Oi, oi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Oi, oi, bade, dar trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi lu\u0103m \u0219i 7 c\u00e2ini, c\u0103 s\u0103 se respect\u0103 propor\u021bia.<\/p>\n

– Oi, oi, domni\u0219orilor, dar nu mai bine \u00eemi da\u021bi voi 700 de oi, ca s\u0103 se respecte propor\u021bia?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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S\u0103tui s\u0103 le mai sar\u0103 ciobanii gardul \u0219i s\u0103 le aterizeze chiar pe peluza din spatele Casei Poporului, ni\u0219te parlamentari curajo\u0219i nevoie mare decid \u00eentr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de urgen\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 formeze 4 grupuri de lucru (\u00een care s\u0103 nu lucreze nimeni), 2 comitete \u0219i o comisie. Comisia format\u0103 stabile\u0219te ca aceia\u0219i parlamentari fondatori s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,18],"tags":[480,593,1701,1888,1954],"class_list":["post-1828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-funny-right","tag-caini","tag-ciobani","tag-miorita","tag-oi","tag-parlamentari"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}