{"id":1870,"date":"2016-01-05T11:18:52","date_gmt":"2016-01-05T09:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1870"},"modified":"2016-01-05T11:18:52","modified_gmt":"2016-01-05T09:18:52","slug":"ziua-sssaiyan-ului-2016-simplitate-nuda-dans-haotic-ger-aspru-si-curaj-nebun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1870","title":{"rendered":"Ziua SSSaiyan-ului 2016 &#8211; Simplitate nud\u0103, dans haotic, ger aspru \u0219i curaj (ne)bun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evident, titlul este mult mai pompos dec\u00e2t \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rile din videoclip, dar se poart\u0103 stilul lui Toma. Cum, nu \u0219ti\u021bi stilul lui Toma? Pune\u021bi m\u00e2na pe Biblie \u0219i citi\u021bi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat dup\u0103 \u00cenvierea M\u00e2ntuitorului. Nu o s\u0103 v\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 crede\u021bi, o s\u0103 vi se taie respira\u021bia de la uluiala perplex\u0103 \u0219i va trebui s\u0103 planta\u021bi 3 brazi de plastic \u00een maxim 2 minute pentru a nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 oxigen \u0219i a v\u0103 asfixia ca ni\u0219te cretini ce sunte\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Chiar, nu \u00een\u021beleg un \u0219pil. Omenirea continu\u0103 s\u0103 se multiplice prin mijloace la fel de biblice, copacii str\u00e2mbi sunt t\u0103ia\u021bi la greuceanu de drept-credincio\u0219i, iar noi ne \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2n\u0103m s\u0103 tragem aer comestibil pe nas, procentul oxigenului din atmosfer\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd acela\u0219i de c\u00e2nd am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 \u00eel m\u0103sur\u0103m (20,95%). Rasa uman\u0103 e bizar\u0103, iar ca reprezentant anonim al acesteia nu m\u0103 abat c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin de la adjectiv, dup\u0103 cum ve\u021bi putea vedea \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1871\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1871\" src=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN0480\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/DSCN0480-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nu m\u0103 judeca\u021bi prea dur, am \u0219i eu dreptul la pu\u021bin\u0103 nebunie controlat\u0103, m\u0103car de ziua mea. \u00cen celelalte zile patimile-mi sunt potolite, dup\u0103 cum prea bine \u0219ti\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 totu\u0219i, o face\u021bi, voi \u00eencerca din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 sufletul, dar \u00een cele din urm\u0103 m\u0103 va durea doar cotul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>S\u0103 avem cu to\u021bii un an nou \u0219i cinstit. Prima parte nu e deloc grea, a 2-a nu e deloc u\u0219oar\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ziua SSSaiyan-ului 2016\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_gS90eNwQn4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evident, titlul este mult mai pompos dec\u00e2t \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rile din videoclip, dar se poart\u0103 stilul lui Toma. Cum, nu \u0219ti\u021bi stilul lui Toma? Pune\u021bi m\u00e2na pe Biblie \u0219i citi\u021bi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat dup\u0103 \u00cenvierea M\u00e2ntuitorului. Nu o s\u0103 v\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 crede\u021bi, o s\u0103 vi se taie respira\u021bia de la uluiala perplex\u0103 \u0219i va trebui s\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,18],"tags":[735,1666,2089,2296,2409,2481,2651],"class_list":["post-1870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-funny-right","tag-curaj","tag-miezul-noptii","tag-prieteni","tag-sampanie","tag-simplitate","tag-sssaiyan","tag-traditie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}