{"id":1913,"date":"2016-01-16T20:40:21","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T18:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2016-01-16T20:40:21","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T18:40:21","slug":"nu-mai-incercati-sa-fiti-buni-fiti-nebuni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1913","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai \u00eencerca\u021bi s\u0103 fi\u021bi buni, fi\u021bi nebuni"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un important bancher elve\u021bian urma s\u0103 aib\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u0219i mai important\u0103 la Davos. Cu o zi \u00eenainte \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 croitorul din Basel \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe la atelier. Dup\u0103 ce sun\u0103 de 2 ori f\u0103r\u0103 nici un r\u0103spuns, a 3-a oar\u0103 o voce feminin\u0103 necunoscut\u0103 \u00eei comunic\u0103 adresa altei croitorii de unde va trebui s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ridice costumul, dichisit \u0219i retu\u0219at.<\/p>\n

Peste o zi, bancherul nostru, cu punctualitatea \u0219i elegan\u021ba-i caracteristice, intr\u0103 \u00een atelierul croitorului. \u00cenainte de asta, \u00eei f\u0103cu semn \u0219oferului c\u0103 nu va dura mai mult de 3 minute.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la ma\u0219ina de cusut \u00een spatele c\u0103reia se ascundea me\u0219terul, v\u0103zu o femeie at\u00e2rnat\u0103 de tavan, b\u0103l\u0103ng\u0103nindu-se \u00eentr-un mod complet nesexual.<\/p>\n

– Domnule, am primit recomand\u0103ri serioase la adresa atelierului dumneavoastr\u0103. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? Ce face doamna ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 de tavan?<\/p>\n

– A, da, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 imaginea poate fi u\u0219or tulbur\u0103toare, dar v\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu o b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103. Doamna este so\u021bia mea \u0219i se crede bec.<\/p>\n

Tipul, din ce \u00een ce mai contrariat:<\/p>\n

– \u0218i de ce nu face\u021bi ceva s\u0103 o convinge\u021bi c\u0103 nu este a\u0219a?<\/p>\n

La care me\u0219terul, cu acela\u0219i calm imperturbabil, replic\u0103:<\/p>\n

– Domnule, nu pot face nimic \u00een acest sens; ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 lucrez pe \u00eentuneric.<\/p>\n

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Un important bancher elve\u021bian urma s\u0103 aib\u0103 o \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u0219i mai important\u0103 la Davos. Cu o zi \u00eenainte \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 croitorul din Basel \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe la atelier. Dup\u0103 ce sun\u0103 de 2 ori f\u0103r\u0103 nici un r\u0103spuns, a 3-a oar\u0103 o voce feminin\u0103 necunoscut\u0103 \u00eei comunic\u0103 adresa altei croitorii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,18],"tags":[337,467,719,891,915,1805],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-ganduri","category-funny-right","tag-bancher","tag-bun","tag-croitor","tag-dwarf","tag-elf","tag-nebun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}