{"id":1916,"date":"2016-01-17T17:26:04","date_gmt":"2016-01-17T15:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2016-01-17T17:26:04","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T15:26:04","slug":"duma-de-duminica-7-liftul-beat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1916","title":{"rendered":"Duma de duminic\u0103: 7 – Liftul beat"},"content":{"rendered":"

De bun\u0103 seam\u0103 c\u0103 azi-noapte am b\u0103ut cam mult. Prev\u0103z\u0103tor cum nu m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, am mers pe jos la locul destr\u0103b\u0103l\u0103ciunii pentru a nu trebui s\u0103 conduc \u00eenapoi; ceea ce ridic\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o \u00eentrebare: cum m-am \u00eentors acas\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00cemi aduc aminte destul de clar o sticl\u0103 de cognac \u0219i destul de vag c\u0103 am intrat \u00een casa sc\u0103rii doar dup\u0103 ce am ap\u0103sat pe toate butoanele interfonului. Probabil a\u0219a se explic\u0103 de ce vecinii mei erau to\u021bi \u00eenghesui\u021bi \u0219i nervo\u0219i \u00een liftul care tocmai ajunsese la parter. Nu i-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 ias\u0103, repezindu-m\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru cu m\u00e2inile \u00eentinse \u0219i \u00eenchiz\u00e2nd u\u0219ile dup\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n

Mai mult ca sigur c\u0103 \u00een acel moment to\u021bi \u0219i-au dat seama c\u00e2t de beat \u0219i prost eram. Cravata era \u00eenful\u0103rat\u0103 de 2 ori \u00een jurul g\u00e2tului iar ochii \u00eemi erau mai mult \u00eence\u021bo\u0219a\u021bi dec\u00e2t alba\u0219tri. Jum\u0103tate s-au \u0219i ame\u021bit dup\u0103 prima mea r\u0103suflare, iar cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate m-au ajutat s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin pe picioare.<\/p>\n

\u00cencep\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu mine \u0219i nevenindu-mi \u00een minte nici o alt\u0103 idee, le-am spus doar at\u00e2t: \u201dB\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi de ce am convocat aceast\u0103 \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de scar\u0103 la o or\u0103 a\u0219a de matinal\u0103.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

M-am trezit 6 ore mai t\u00e2rziu pe pre\u0219ul din fa\u021ba u\u0219ii cu ni\u0219te bizare urme de \u0219lapi pe sacou.<\/p>\n

Tot atunci mi-am dat seama c\u0103 eu nici m\u0103car nu am lift la scar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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De bun\u0103 seam\u0103 c\u0103 azi-noapte am b\u0103ut cam mult. Prev\u0103z\u0103tor cum nu m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, am mers pe jos la locul destr\u0103b\u0103l\u0103ciunii pentru a nu trebui s\u0103 conduc \u00eenapoi; ceea ce ridic\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o \u00eentrebare: cum m-am \u00eentors acas\u0103? \u00cemi aduc aminte destul de clar o sticl\u0103 de cognac \u0219i destul de vag c\u0103 am intrat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,18],"tags":[364,652,880,881,883,1513,1617,2082,2319,2747],"class_list":["post-1916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","category-funny-right","tag-beat","tag-condus","tag-duma","tag-duma-de-duminica","tag-duminica","tag-lift","tag-masina","tag-pres","tag-scara","tag-vecini"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}