{"id":1981,"date":"2016-01-31T15:34:24","date_gmt":"2016-01-31T13:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1981"},"modified":"2016-01-31T15:34:24","modified_gmt":"2016-01-31T13:34:24","slug":"duma-de-duminica-8-glume-proaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1981","title":{"rendered":"Duma de duminic\u0103: 8 – Banc prost"},"content":{"rendered":"

Din motive de unire mic\u0103, dar principial\u0103, a Principatelor, duminica trecut\u0103 nu am ticluit nicio dum\u0103 pe care s\u0103 o fac public\u0103. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, cum-necum \u0219i pe nesim\u021bite, am ajuns la num\u0103rul 8. Ceva simplu, simpatic \u0219i seren.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a gr\u0103it-a Nabucodonosor \u00een prefa\u021ba Epopeii lui Ghilgame\u0219:<\/p>\n

\u201dC\u00e2nd spui un banc unui babilonian, acesta va r\u00e2de de 3 ori: prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-l spui, din polite\u021be, a 2-a oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-l explici, din curtoazie, a 3-a oar\u0103 dup\u0103 3 zile, c\u00e2nd se va prinde \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it de poant\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd spui un banc unui asirian, acesta va r\u00e2de de 2 ori: prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-l spui, din polite\u021be, iar a 2-a oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-l explici, din curtoazie. Nici dup\u0103 3 zile asirianul nu se va prinde de poant\u0103, deci nu va r\u00e2de a 3-a oar\u0103.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd spui un banc unui sumerian, acesta va r\u00e2de o singur\u0103 dat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 se va prinde din prima.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd spui un banc unui geto-dac, acesta nu va r\u00e2de deloc. Dimpotriv\u0103, se va \u00eencrunta \u0219i te va corecta, spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ai spus bancul gre\u0219it. De unde \u0219tie el\u00a0asta?<\/p>\n

Toate bancurile lumii apar\u021bin culturii geto-dacice, iar noi nu am f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t s\u0103 le plagiem\u00a0folclorul infailibil \u0219i inefabil.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Din motive de unire mic\u0103, dar principial\u0103, a Principatelor, duminica trecut\u0103 nu am ticluit nicio dum\u0103 pe care s\u0103 o fac public\u0103. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, cum-necum \u0219i pe nesim\u021bite, am ajuns la num\u0103rul 8. Ceva simplu, simpatic \u0219i seren. A\u0219a gr\u0103it-a Nabucodonosor \u00een prefa\u021ba Epopeii lui Ghilgame\u0219: \u201dC\u00e2nd spui un banc unui babilonian, acesta va […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,18],"tags":[288,321,335,745,746,945,1054,1147,1780,2038,2535],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-understanding-the-past","category-funny-right","tag-asirieni","tag-babilonieni","tag-banc","tag-daci","tag-dacia","tag-epopeea-lui-ghilgames","tag-folclor","tag-gluma","tag-nabucodonosor","tag-poanta","tag-sumerieni"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}