{"id":1986,"date":"2016-02-01T19:58:33","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T17:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1986"},"modified":"2016-02-01T19:58:33","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T17:58:33","slug":"nonsensul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1986","title":{"rendered":"Nonsensul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mi-am recitit fugitiv articolele scrise luna trecut\u0103 \u0219i mi-au pl\u0103cut. Mult\u0103 imagina\u021bie, mult\u0103 diversitate \u0219i mult\u0103 anvergur\u0103 filosofic\u0103. Poate \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 nebunie, dar v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 deocamdat\u0103 o \u021bin sub control. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

O ard ezoteric cu misterele vie\u021bii, materialisme dialectice<\/a>, bancheri care merg la croitor<\/a>, pesc\u0103ru\u0219i care dispre\u021bueisc oamenii<\/a>, bancuri proaste<\/a>, diferen\u021ba dintre francezi \u0219i germani<\/a>, nebunii sau enigme ale scutului ro\u0219u<\/a>. \u0218i \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103; mai ales c\u0103 acum 9 ani, c\u00e2nd mi-am f\u0103cut blogul, cam despre asta pl\u0103nuiam s\u0103 scriu: iubire, egoism, con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, (i)realitate, solitudine, libertate, transcenden\u021b\u0103. Toate v\u0103zute din multe perspective \u0219i av\u00e2nd multe sensuri. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2nea dec\u00e2t unul singur \u0219i una singur\u0103. Un sens \u0219i o perspectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n

Azi aveam de ales \u00eentre a scrie despre faptul c\u0103 Adrian Opric\u0103, colegul meu de clas\u0103 din liceu a fost desemnat de istoricul \u0219i m\u0103re\u021bul Partid Na\u021bional Liberal ca fiind candidatul final la func\u021bia de primar al Bra\u0219ovului, sau despre un non-sens, oricare ar fi acela. Am ales nonsensul, pentru c\u0103 mi se pare c\u0103 are mai mult sens.<\/p>\n

Nonsensul:<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 era pe la periferia cartierului I\u021bcani, \u00een amontele r\u00e2ului Suceava din or\u0103\u0219elul cu acela\u0219i nume o gospodin\u0103 tineric\u0103, frumu\u0219ic\u0103, mediocr\u0103 \u0219i u\u0219or impresionabil\u0103 care distribuia \u00eentr-o frenezie pe fakelook citatele imberbe ale unui mare maestru mapamondial, bun prieten cu Mi\u0219el Tristariu. Cum una din cele 50 de biserici aflate la mai pu\u021bin de 8 km de locuin\u021ba ei organiza un pelerinaj tematic \u00een locul unde maestrul genera idei cre\u021be cu creierul s\u0103u neted, ea s-a \u00eenscris pe list\u0103, a achitat cei 999 RON \u0219i peste 3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni era l\u00e2ng\u0103 Ouagadougou, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 simbolul Ouroboros.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd a intrat \u00een camera maestrului generator de citate feisbucale, a r\u0103mas cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103. Sau era \u00eencle\u0219tat\u0103? Nu mai \u0219tiu. Ideea este c\u0103 maestrul st\u0103tea \u00een lotus (pentru neofi\u021bi, o postur\u0103 de medita\u021bie) \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 goal\u0103. Nu tu covor pe perete cu r\u0103pirea din serai, nu tu mileu pe televizor, nu tu iubire, bibelou de por\u021belan \u00een form\u0103 de pe\u0219ti\u0219or cu branhiile desf\u0103cute. Penurie de materie, plenitudine de spirit.<\/p>\n

Doamna, plin\u0103 de sfiiciune: \u201dMaestre, dar unde ave\u021bi mobila, televizorul, uairlesul \u0219i laptop-ul de pe care posta\u021bi mesajele?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Maestrul \u00eei r\u0103spunse cu ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i: \u201dDar mobila dumneavoastr\u0103 unde este?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cencurcat\u0103, don\u0219orica spuse: \u201dEu sunt turist\u0103, \u0219i nu \u00eemi pot c\u0103ra mobila dup\u0103 mine.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201dCu to\u021bii suntem turi\u0219ti.\u201d<\/strong>, r\u0103spunse maestrul.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Ajuns\u0103 acas\u0103, gagica noastr\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i arunc\u0103 toat\u0103 mobila \u0219i electrocasnicele la gunoi \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i mai f\u0103cu un cont pe fakelook, pentru a-\u0219i dubla doza de mesaje motiva\u021bionale venite din partea\u00a0maestrului.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Stupid\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi-am recitit fugitiv articolele scrise luna trecut\u0103 \u0219i mi-au pl\u0103cut. Mult\u0103 imagina\u021bie, mult\u0103 diversitate \u0219i mult\u0103 anvergur\u0103 filosofic\u0103. Poate \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 nebunie, dar v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 deocamdat\u0103 o \u021bin sub control. \ud83d\ude42 O ard ezoteric cu misterele vie\u021bii, materialisme dialectice, bancheri care merg la croitor, pesc\u0103ru\u0219i care dispre\u021bueisc oamenii, bancuri proaste, diferen\u021ba dintre francezi \u0219i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,14,18],"tags":[143,407,445,603,1378,1563,1858,1924,2036,2531,2713],"class_list":["post-1986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-politice","category-funny-right","tag-adrian-oprica","tag-blog","tag-brasov","tag-citate-stupide","tag-itcani","tag-maestru","tag-nonsens","tag-ouroboros","tag-pnl","tag-suceava","tag-umor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}