{"id":1990,"date":"2016-02-02T16:44:31","date_gmt":"2016-02-02T14:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1990"},"modified":"2016-02-02T16:44:31","modified_gmt":"2016-02-02T14:44:31","slug":"cele-10-porunci-ale-lui-moise-guran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1990","title":{"rendered":"Cele 10 porunci ale lui Moise Guran"},"content":{"rendered":"

Este a 585-a oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd Moise Guran o d\u0103 de gard cu predic\u021biile lui valutare. Mi-e \u00eenc\u0103 tare simpatic Mozes, mai ales c\u00e2nd roste\u0219te decalogul lui de platitudini celebre:<\/p>\n

Mozes-1. \u201dVremea banilor ieftini se va termina c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd, a\u0219a c\u0103 e bine s\u0103 \u00eei cheltuim acum, c\u00e2nd nu sunt scumpi.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: \u00cen buzunarul st\u00e2ng am 2 monede de 50 de bani, \u00een cel drept am o bancnot\u0103 de 1 leu. \u00cen ce buzunar trebuie s\u0103 bag m\u00e2na ca s\u0103 m\u0103 coste mai pu\u021bin parcarea?<\/p>\n

Mozes-2. \u201dPre\u021bul petrolului pe pia\u021ba interna\u021bional\u0103 cre\u0219te, deci e clar c\u0103 Arabia Saudit\u0103 a f\u0103cut un pact cu Rusia, \u00een contrapartid\u0103 cu sus\u021binerea Iranului de c\u0103tre SUA.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Manualul de economie capitalist\u0103 exact asta ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103: dac\u0103 avem o pia\u021b\u0103 \u00een care oferta cre\u0219te \u0219i cererea r\u0103m\u00e2ne aceea\u0219i, pre\u021bul cre\u0219te. NOT.<\/p>\n

Mozes-3. \u201dUn leu slab \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 bani mai pu\u021bini pentru exportatorii str\u0103ini, mai exact pentru cei care livreaz\u0103 produse pe pia\u021ba noastr\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Un leu slab \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 bani mai mul\u021bi pentru exportatorii rom\u00e2ni, mai exact pentru produc\u0103torii autohtoni. SIC.<\/p>\n

Mozes-4. \u201dEvolu\u021bia pre\u021bului la combustibilii fosili nu este \u00eencurajatoare pentru consumatorul final.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Becul cu incandescen\u021b\u0103 va fi \u00eenlocuit de cel cu LED.<\/p>\n

Mozes-5. \u201dSemnalele sunt \u00eencurajatoare \u0219i ne spun c\u0103 2016 va fi un an bun pentru economia Rom\u00e2niei.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu:\u00a0Semnalele sunt \u00eencurajatoare \u0219i ne spun c\u0103 2016 va fi un an bun pentru economia Rom\u00e2niei.<\/p>\n

Mozes-6. \u201dApogeul crizei economie va fi foametea din 2022.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Okay, recunosc, pe asta am inventat-o eu.<\/p>\n

Mozes-7. \u201dApropo de anticiclicitate, infla\u021bia din 2017 va fi mai mare ca cea din\u00a02015.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 \u00een 2015 \u0219i 2016 a sc\u0103zut TVA-ul la 9%, respectiv 20%, nu va fi deloc greu s\u0103 realiz\u0103m \u201dmiracolul\u201d \u0103sta la anul.<\/p>\n

Mozes-8. \u201dS\u0103 nu preacurve\u0219ti.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Define\u0219te preacurvia.<\/p>\n

Mozes-9. \u201dSe observ\u0103 aici un punct de inflexiune, ceea ce m\u0103 face s\u0103 cred c\u0103 Banca Na\u021bional\u0103 a intervenit sus\u021binut, arunc\u00e2nd ni\u0219te lei \u00een pia\u021b\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 am g\u0103sit vreo 5 lei \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 la Steagu.<\/p>\n

Mozes-10. \u201dUrm\u0103torul interval de referin\u021b\u0103 va fi undeva \u00eentre\u00a04,55 \u0219i 4,60, cu un prag de rezisten\u021b\u0103 puternic la 4,60.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eu: Azi s-a referen\u021biat a\u0219a de bine euroiul, \u00eenc\u00e2t a testat pragul de rezisten\u021b\u0103 la 4,50 RON pe pia\u021ba intervalutar\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Tot eu v\u0103 spun ce se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla m\u00e2ine: leul va pierde teren \u00een raport cu euroiul \u0219i se va pr\u0103bu\u0219i de-a dreptul pe pia\u021ba filigranului de argint \u0219i a miligramului de platin\u0103.<\/p>\n

Gurane, ai leg\u0103tura.<\/p>\n

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Este a 585-a oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd Moise Guran o d\u0103 de gard cu predic\u021biile lui valutare. Mi-e \u00eenc\u0103 tare simpatic Mozes, mai ales c\u00e2nd roste\u0219te decalogul lui de platitudini celebre: Mozes-1. \u201dVremea banilor ieftini se va termina c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd, a\u0219a c\u0103 e bine s\u0103 \u00eei cheltuim acum, c\u00e2nd nu sunt scumpi.\u201d Eu: \u00cen buzunarul st\u00e2ng […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[340,377,549,718,770,897,1295,1729,1730,1765,2000,2695],"class_list":["post-1990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analize","tag-bani","tag-benzina","tag-cele-10-porunci","tag-criza","tag-decalogul","tag-economie-capitalista","tag-inflatie","tag-moise","tag-moise-guran","tag-muntele-sinai","tag-petrol","tag-tva"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}