{"id":1996,"date":"2016-02-03T18:47:46","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T16:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1996"},"modified":"2016-02-03T18:47:46","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T16:47:46","slug":"slabiciunea-romanilor-pentru-moldovence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=1996","title":{"rendered":"Sl\u0103biciunea rom\u00e2nilor pentru moldovence"},"content":{"rendered":"

O moldoveanc\u0103 energic\u0103 pleac\u0103 la produs peste 5 m\u0103ri \u0219i 8 \u021b\u0103ri. La produs de\u00a0plusvaloare pe pia\u021ba muncii, nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la prostii. Cum-necum, prin tuneluri, carlingi, tambuchiuri, containere \u0219i\u00a0pubele, gagica noastr\u0103 ajunge \u00een capitala celei mai nordice provincii romane. M\u00e2ndr\u0103 nevoie mare c\u0103 \u0219i anglo-saxonii se trag din daci tot astfel cum \u0219i ea \u0219i-o tr\u0103gea \u00een draci, rupt\u0103 de oboseal\u0103 \u0219i de haine, c\u0103uta de bezmetic\u0103 un loc unde s\u0103 doarm\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen or\u0103\u0219elul numit UpDownWhere EverYouWant nu mai era nici o camer\u0103 de hotel, pentru c\u0103 \u00eencepuse campionatul mondial de aruncare a ciocanului la mic\u0103, medie \u0219i mare ad\u00e2ncime. Recep\u021bionerul ultimului motel vizitat \u00eei spusese c\u0103 ultima camer\u0103 tocmai fusese \u00eenchiriat\u0103 de un rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n

Ce-i trecu prin cap moldovencei noastre? Nu, nu un glon\u021b, dar e bun\u0103 gluma. Ia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u0219i s\u0103 cioc\u0103nesc la u\u0219a milostivului samaritean, doar-doar voi reu\u0219i s\u0103 ajung la o \u00een\u021belegere cu el; p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, vorbim aceea\u0219i limb\u0103. Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

Cioc, cioc cu tocul \u00een toc. Iese buimac rom\u00e2nul \u0219i se uit\u0103 la gagic\u0103, ne\u00een\u021beleg\u00e2nd ce se petrece.<\/p>\n

– \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu ne cunoa\u0219tem, de\u0219i eu mi-a\u0219 dori, dar tot ce te rog e s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103 dorm pe canapea, c\u0103 tare mi-s ostenit\u0103. Nu te voi deranja deloc.<\/p>\n

Se g\u00e2ndi rom\u00e2na\u0219ul nostru 2 secunde, se uit\u0103 la umerii dezveli\u021bi \u0219i la fusti\u021ba aproape inexistent\u0103 din fa\u021ba lui \u0219i spuse \u201dDA\u201d.\u00a0Femeia \u00eei mul\u021bumi, se ghemui repejor pe canapea, iar b\u0103rbatul se \u00eentorsese \u00een pat.<\/p>\n

Canapeaua era \u00eengust\u0103, scurt\u0103, denivelat\u0103, deci foarte neconfortabil\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 dup\u0103 10 minute de foial\u0103, tipa se ridic\u0103 tiptil \u0219i se furi\u0219\u0103 \u00een pat. \u00cel cuprinse pe somnoros de bra\u021b \u0219i \u00eei spuse din nou:<\/p>\n

– \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu ne cunoa\u0219tem, de\u0219i eu mi-a\u0219 dori, dar tot ce te rog e s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103 dorm la marginea patului, c\u0103 m\u0103 omoar\u0103 canapeaua. Nu te voi deranja deloc.<\/p>\n

De data asta se g\u00e2ndi doar o secund\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei v\u0103zu decolteul duduii, a\u0219a c\u0103 mai rosti o dat\u0103 monosilabic \u201dDA\u201d. Ar fi vrut s\u0103 poat\u0103 \u00eencuviin\u021ba \u00een mai multe silabe, dar \u00een acele momente istorice \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103du seama c\u0103 \u00eenainta\u0219ii lui \u00eei jucaser\u0103 o fest\u0103 de-a dreptul etimologic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Femeia se \u00eentinse \u00een pat, dar dup\u0103 5 minute sim\u021bi cum o apuc\u0103 frigul, \u0219i dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 5 minute \u00eel b\u0103tu pe um\u0103r pe adormitul Domnului.<\/p>\n

– \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu ne cuno\u0219tem, de\u0219i eu mi-a\u0219 dori, dar sunt o fire mai friguroas\u0103. Nu a\u0219 putea s\u0103 m\u0103 bag sub mindir, l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine?<\/p>\n

La auzul cuv\u00e2ntului mindir, un regionalism arhaic foarte pu\u021bin folosit de pe vremea c\u00e2nd cetatea Sucevei fusese asediat\u0103 de turcii lui Mahomed, Cuceritorul Constantinopolului, ghiaurul se scul\u0103 \u00een capul oaselor \u0219i mai spuse un \u201dDA\u201d. De data asta, nu era singurul care se sculase.<\/p>\n

Moldoveanca s-a b\u0103gat imediat sub plapum\u0103, dar apropierea de trupul cald al b\u0103rbatului \u00eencepu s\u0103 \u00eei st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 toate sim\u021burile. Rezist\u0103 ea c\u00e2t rezist\u0103 \u00een condi\u021bii de fierbin\u021beal\u0103 \u0219i umezeal\u0103 extreme, dar \u00een cele din urm\u0103 \u00eei spuse pe un ton de-a dreptul languros:<\/p>\n

– \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu ne cunoa\u0219tem, de\u0219i eu mi-a\u0219 dori, dar ce ai zice s\u0103 petrecem olecu\u021b\u00e2c\u0103?<\/p>\n

Exasperat \u0219i sculat de tot, rom\u00e2nul nostru monosilabic \u00ee\u0219i adun\u0103 toate energiile \u0219i \u00eeng\u0103im\u0103 o fraz\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 regula:<\/p>\n

– \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu ne cunoa\u0219tem, de\u0219i tu \u021bi-ai dori, dar cine crezi c\u0103 vine la ora 3 \u00een mijlocul nop\u021bii la o petrecere?<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

Lini\u0219tea se a\u0219ternu deasupra a\u0219ternuturilor.<\/p>\n

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O moldoveanc\u0103 energic\u0103 pleac\u0103 la produs peste 5 m\u0103ri \u0219i 8 \u021b\u0103ri. La produs de\u00a0plusvaloare pe pia\u021ba muncii, nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la prostii. Cum-necum, prin tuneluri, carlingi, tambuchiuri, containere \u0219i\u00a0pubele, gagica noastr\u0103 ajunge \u00een capitala celei mai nordice provincii romane. M\u00e2ndr\u0103 nevoie mare c\u0103 \u0219i anglo-saxonii se trag din daci tot astfel cum \u0219i ea […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,16,18],"tags":[234,292,344,498,744,1021,1226,1518,1573,1732,1733,1967,2251,2254],"class_list":["post-1996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-stiinta-si-imaginatie","category-funny-right","tag-anglia","tag-asternut","tag-barbat","tag-canapea","tag-dac","tag-femeie","tag-hotel","tag-limba","tag-mahomed","tag-moldova","tag-moldoveanca","tag-pat","tag-roman","tag-romania"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}