{"id":2000,"date":"2016-02-04T16:27:42","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T14:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2000"},"modified":"2016-02-04T16:27:42","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T14:27:42","slug":"zen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2000","title":{"rendered":"Zen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pentru a nu oferi impresia domni\u0219oarelor simpatice c\u0103 sunt doar un frivol tributar al pl\u0103cerilor trupe\u0219ti, ast\u0103zi v\u0103 voi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219i o experien\u021b\u0103 pe care am tr\u0103it-o \u00eentr-o via\u021b\u0103 anterioar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Era pe vremea Yuan-ilor, iar eu tocmai reu\u0219isem s\u0103 \u00eenving de unul singur o armat\u0103 de mongoloizi veni\u021bi cu g\u00e2nduri nu tocmai pa\u0219nice s\u0103 \u00eemi cutremure echilibrul interior. Mai marii dinastiei nu au apreciat cum se cuvine faptele mele de vitejie, a\u0219a c\u0103 o solie sosi \u00een mare grab\u0103 la poalele mun\u021bilor Hinduku\u0219.<\/p>\n

Am cobor\u00e2t de pe st\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eentr-un zbor domol \u0219i, dup\u0103 ce i-am descoperit \u0219i subjugat fiului \u00eemp\u0103ratului glanda pineal\u0103 cu al 3-lea meu ochi, dinastia conduc\u0103toare din China a devenit Ming. Cu un calm de-a dreptul enervant, mi-am reluat locul deasupra norilor, pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o repriz\u0103 cincinal\u0103 de medita\u021bie transcendental\u0103.<\/p>\n

Singura persoan\u0103 care se \u00eencumeta s\u0103 urce p\u00e2n\u0103 sus era mama mea. Ea\u00a0\u00eemi aducea \u00een fiecare vineri un bol de orez crud care \u00eenota \u00eentr-o ap\u0103 cristalin\u0103 fiart\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00centr-o bun\u0103 zi, din cauza b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bii, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eemi testeze rezisten\u021ba senzorial-senzual\u0103 sau poate doar dorindu-\u0219i o nor\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 vin\u0103 ea cu bolul, trimise o domni\u0219oar\u0103 din sat. Frumoas\u0103, supl\u0103, \u00eenalt\u0103, gra\u021bioas\u0103, elegant\u0103, felin\u0103, cu o privire duioas\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103ioas\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp, diafana creatur\u0103 se apropie nepermis de mult de mine. M\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 ce rost are toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 bravad\u0103, de ce nu cobor printre oameni, de ce refuz s\u0103 \u00eemi aplec urechea \u0219i s\u0103 deschid ochii la viziunile celorlal\u021bi… dar din modul cum punea problema am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu are nici o \u0219ans\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 corup\u0103.<\/p>\n

Observ\u00e2nd \u0219i ea asta, f\u0103ptura cu pieptul mai generos ca al meu plus\u0103 rapid \u0219i abrupt, \u00eencep\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103rute, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eze \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie \u00een locuri nici de mine \u0219tiute. Rectific: \u0219tiute, dar de mult uitate.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 chiar ce p\u0103rere am despre povestea de dragoste care \u00een mintea ei \u00eencepea s\u0103 se \u00eenfiripe \u00eentre noi 2.<\/p>\n

– Iarna, copacul cre\u0219te pe o st\u00e2nc\u0103 rece, spusei \u0219i eu, doar-doar m-o crede (cretin) \u0219i m-o l\u0103sa \u00een pace.<\/p>\n

– \u0218i vara? m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 ea, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 a deslu\u0219it sensul spuselor mele.<\/p>\n

– \u00cen v\u00e2rful muntelui, dar doar acolo, iarna e ca vara.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

De atunci trebuie s\u0103 cobor s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r singur orezul.<\/p>\n

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Pentru a nu oferi impresia domni\u0219oarelor simpatice c\u0103 sunt doar un frivol tributar al pl\u0103cerilor trupe\u0219ti, ast\u0103zi v\u0103 voi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219i o experien\u021b\u0103 pe care am tr\u0103it-o \u00eentr-o via\u021b\u0103 anterioar\u0103. Era pe vremea Yuan-ilor, iar eu tocmai reu\u0219isem s\u0103 \u00eenving de unul singur o armat\u0103 de mongoloizi veni\u021bi cu g\u00e2nduri nu tocmai pa\u0219nice s\u0103 \u00eemi cutremure […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,18],"tags":[487,580,1209,1639,1691,1764,1833,2843,2853],"class_list":["post-2000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-funny-right","tag-calugar-shaolin","tag-china","tag-hindukus","tag-meditatie","tag-ming","tag-munte","tag-nicolae-guta","tag-yuan","tag-zen"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}