{"id":2010,"date":"2016-02-07T22:50:48","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T20:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2010"},"modified":"2016-02-07T22:50:48","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T20:50:48","slug":"duma-de-duminica-9-coada-la-bilete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2010","title":{"rendered":"Duma de duminic\u0103: 9 &#8211; Coada la bilete"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>St\u0103team\u00a0la coad\u0103 la bilete \u00een spatele unei tipe foarte simpatice. Ce-i drept, aproape toate tipele sunt simpatice din spate.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e2ndul \u00eenainta agale, respect\u00e2nd\u00a0paradoxul enun\u021bat de fratele lui Heron. Ajuns\u0103 la cas\u0103, tipa cump\u0103r\u0103 ultimul bilet la exact acela\u0219i film pe care voiam s\u0103 \u00eel v\u0103d \u0219i eu. Fatalitate.<\/p>\n<p>Cum \u00eemi doream foarte mult s\u0103 v\u0103d filmul \u0103sta, aici \u0219i acum, m-am panicat subit \u0219i i-am spus din senin:<\/p>\n<p>\u201d- E\u0219ti cea mai frumoas\u0103 femeie \u00een cel mai frumos sens al cuv\u00e2ntului frumos \u0219i sunt dispus s\u0103 \u021bi-o demonstrez dac\u0103 \u00eemi vinzi mie biletul t\u0103u.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>S-a uitat la mine cu o privire ce inspira mult\u0103 mirare \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 mil\u0103 \u0219i s-a \u00eendep\u0103rtat indiferent de locul dialogului monologat.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Am v\u0103zut alt film \u00een seara asta.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2011\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2011\" style=\"width: 1300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cinema-Ticket.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2011\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2011\" src=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cinema-Ticket.jpg\" alt=\"www.ebay.com\" width=\"1300\" height=\"1108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cinema-Ticket.jpg 1300w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cinema-Ticket-300x256.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cinema-Ticket-1024x873.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Cinema-Ticket-768x655.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1300px) 100vw, 1300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2011\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">www.ebay.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St\u0103team\u00a0la coad\u0103 la bilete \u00een spatele unei tipe foarte simpatice. Ce-i drept, aproape toate tipele sunt simpatice din spate. R\u00e2ndul \u00eenainta agale, respect\u00e2nd\u00a0paradoxul enun\u021bat de fratele lui Heron. Ajuns\u0103 la cas\u0103, tipa cump\u0103r\u0103 ultimul bilet la exact acela\u0219i film pe care voiam s\u0103 \u00eel v\u0103d \u0219i eu. Fatalitate. Cum \u00eemi doream foarte mult s\u0103 v\u0103d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,18],"tags":[389,591,622,880,881,883,1022,1034],"class_list":["post-2010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-funny-right","tag-bilete","tag-cinema","tag-coada-la-bilete","tag-duma","tag-duma-de-duminica","tag-duminica","tag-femeie-frumoasa","tag-film"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}