{"id":2025,"date":"2016-02-10T17:17:15","date_gmt":"2016-02-10T15:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2025"},"modified":"2016-02-10T17:17:15","modified_gmt":"2016-02-10T15:17:15","slug":"drag-ne-a-fost-sa-defaimam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2025","title":{"rendered":"Drag ne-a fost s\u0103 def\u0103im\u0103m"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0218ti\u021bi\u00a0ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103 te la\u0219i sedus de peisajul colorat al junglei urbane? \u00cencepi s\u0103\u00a0abordezi subiecte cotidiene cu o frecven\u021b\u0103 maladiv\u0103. Evident, eu am preten\u021bia c\u0103 sunt un om s\u0103n\u0103tos, a\u0219a c\u0103 voi reveni la filosofiile mele bizare.<\/p>\n

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Cic\u0103 era odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103 un marchiz putred de bogat care fusese chemat la palatul regelui. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul monarh era pe moarte \u0219i, neav\u00e2nd urma\u0219i, dorea s\u0103 numeasc\u0103 un succesor la tron din r\u00e2ndul marilor nobili. Primul care \u00eei veni \u00een minte fu marchizul Dragnea von Teleorman. De ce era von Dragnea marchiz \u0219i nu conte sau baron local? Simplu. Pentru c\u0103 Teleormanul este un jude\u021b de grani\u021b\u0103, iar marchizul este st\u0103p\u00e2nul acestei zone limitrofe pe care trebuie s\u0103 o apere cu pre\u021bul banilor. Pentru asta are la dispozi\u021bia sa mai mul\u021bi solda\u021bi dec\u00e2t ceilal\u021bi nobili baroni. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi pe mine, nu e nimic nobil \u00een a fi nobil (duce, baron sau marchiz).<\/p>\n

\u00cen drum spre re\u0219edin\u021ba regal\u0103, l\u0103f\u0103it \u00een pernele moi ale cale\u0219tii sale pompoase, von Dragnea fu trezit de vizitiul care \u00eei spuse cu mult\u0103 fric\u0103 \u00een glas c\u0103 s-au cam r\u0103t\u0103cit. Nervos nevoie mare, marchizul nostru ie\u0219i din tr\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentind\u0103 m\u00e2inile \u0219i picioarele, spre a se dezmor\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Chiar atunci trecu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei un \u021b\u0103ran, cu o coas\u0103, o furc\u0103 \u0219i o grebl\u0103, tustrele repartizate aleator pe cei 2 umeri din dotare.<\/p>\n

– Stai a\u0219a, \u021b\u0103rane, unde te gr\u0103be\u0219ti? Vreau s\u0103 te iau la rost, ia vino-ncoa’ de-ndat\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Aoleu cona\u0219ule, da’ ce status def\u0103im\u0103tor am mai cosit \u0219i-amu pe tarla? Am auzit c\u0103 plou\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 duc s\u0103 adun ni\u0219te iarb\u0103 pentru murgii mei.<\/p>\n

– Las\u0103 tu tarlaua \u0219i statusul, c\u0103 pentru alea amend\u0103 caftit\u0103 \u0219i ponositoare \u00ee\u021bi vei lua. Zi-mi mai degrab\u0103 c\u00e2t mai am de mers ca s\u0103 ajung la palatul regal \u0219i \u00eendurare poate \u00ee\u021bi voi ar\u0103ta.<\/p>\n

– D-ap\u0103i s\u0103 m\u0103 tr\u0103z(s)neasc\u0103 Maica Precista dac-oi \u0219ti eu de-acestea.<\/p>\n

– No, atunci zi-mi dar\u0103mite pe care din aiestea 2 drumege \u00eei musai s\u0103 o iau?<\/p>\n

– U\u0103leleu, da’ grele \u00eentreb\u0103ri mai pui, jup\u00e2ne. Nici s\u0103r\u0103ciile mele nu \u0219tiu, c\u0103 eu mai departe de tarla, p\u0103dure \u0219i sat nu fusei altundeva.<\/p>\n

– Atunci zi-mi dac\u0103 \u0219tii vreun han prin apropiere unde s\u0103 ad\u0103p caii, s\u0103ri \u0219i vizitiul cu \u00eentrebarea.<\/p>\n

– S\u0103-mi fie cu b\u0103nat, dar habar n-am nici de a\u0219a groz\u0103vie.<\/p>\n

– V\u0103d c\u0103 nu prea te duce capul, \u00eei spuse von Dragnea, cu o arogan\u021b\u0103 celest\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Domnule drag, ne-a<\/strong> fost dat la \u021b\u0103ranii din satul nostru de-a lungul timpului s\u0103 vedem nobili \u0219i mai pro\u0219ti ca matale trec\u00e2nd pe-aici. \u0218i nu o spun ca s\u0103 te def\u0103imez, dar nu eu sunt cel care s-a r\u0103t\u0103cit, ci tu e\u0219ti. A\u0219a c\u0103 ia zi-i m\u0103t\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 vizitiului s\u0103 pun\u0103 biciu\u0219ca pe cai \u00eenainte s\u0103 pun eu grebla pe tine.<\/p>\n

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\u0218ti\u021bi\u00a0ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103 te la\u0219i sedus de peisajul colorat al junglei urbane? \u00cencepi s\u0103\u00a0abordezi subiecte cotidiene cu o frecven\u021b\u0103 maladiv\u0103. Evident, eu am preten\u021bia c\u0103 sunt un om s\u0103n\u0103tos, a\u0219a c\u0103 voi reveni la filosofiile mele bizare. Cic\u0103 era odat\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103 un marchiz putred de bogat care fusese chemat la palatul regelui. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,14,18],"tags":[352,511,512,877,1485,1531,1597,1854,2130,2137,2568,2584],"class_list":["post-2025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-analize","category-diverse","category-politice","category-funny-right","tag-baron-local","tag-car-cu-boi","tag-car-cu-cai","tag-duie-mragnea","tag-legea-defaimarii","tag-liviu-dragnea","tag-marchiz","tag-nobil","tag-psd","tag-puie-monta","tag-taran","tag-teleorman"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}