{"id":2110,"date":"2016-02-24T17:26:20","date_gmt":"2016-02-24T15:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2016-02-24T17:26:20","modified_gmt":"2016-02-24T15:26:20","slug":"dragostea-rai-si-iad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2110","title":{"rendered":"Dragostea – rai \u0219i iad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aduc\u00e2ndu-mi aminte de un banc cu Ceau\u0219escu de pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu, voi\u00a0\u00eencerca s\u0103\u00a0explic \u00eentr-un mod c\u00e2t mai dr\u0103g\u0103stos cu putin\u021b\u0103 subtilitatea nelicen\u021bioas\u0103 a glumei, dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 spun \u0219i gluma.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencheie socotelile pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, Christiansen, un ortodox rom\u00e2n practicant, ajunse\u00a0\u00een fa\u021ba unor\u00a0ziduri \u00eenalte, cu un pod \u0219i mai \u00eenalt ce trecea peste ele.\u00a0Exact deasupra zidului \u0219i\u00a0fix la\u00a0jum\u0103tatea podului \u00eel a\u0219tepta Sf\u00e2ntul Sisoe, care \u00eei z\u00e2mbi \u0219i \u00eel conduse\u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103\u00a0la un\u00a0foi\u0219or\u00a0de foc sus\u021binut de m\u0103slini \u0219i portocali.<\/p>\n

Pentru neiluminatul Christiansen, m\u0103slinii \u0219i portocalii erau doar ni\u0219te st\u00e2lpi, iar cerdacul cu acoperi\u0219ul \u00een fl\u0103c\u0103ri era doar un loc unde s\u0103 se ad\u0103posteasc\u0103 de ploaie.<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i putea da seama dac\u0103 era \u00een rai sau \u00een iad, iar asta \u00eel m\u0103cina. Foi\u0219orul era un semn bun, focul era un semn\u00a0r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103\u00a0o eternitate,\u00a0intr\u0103 \u00een cerdac \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een costumul lui Adam un sf\u00e2nt faimos doar\u00a0pentru cei care au ascultat pe disc de vinil al 3-lea album al lui Led Zeppelin: Sf\u00e2ntul Pafnutie. Christiansen s-a bucurat \u0219i \u0219i-a spus \u00een sinea lui: \u201dMai mult ca sigur c\u0103 am ajuns \u00een rai.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o eternitate, se apropie de el \u0219i o curv\u0103. Nu era orice fel de curv\u0103, ci o curv\u0103 prostituat\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00een costumul Evei. Christiansen a \u00eenghi\u021bit \u00een sec \u0219i s-a g\u00e2ndit la ce era mai r\u0103u: \u201dOare am ajuns \u00een iad?\u201d<\/p>\n

Cum st\u0103tea el \u0219i se perpelea ner\u0103bd\u0103tor, Sf\u00e2ntul Pafnutie se \u00eendrept\u0103 spre prostituat\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103, cum s\u0103 \u00eei spun eu ca s\u0103 m\u0103 exprim elegant, \u00eencepu s\u0103 fac\u0103 dragoste cu ea \u00een acela\u0219i timp\u00a0\u0219i ritm \u00een care\u00a0ea f\u0103cea dragoste cu el.<\/p>\n

Consternat, stupefiat, siderat \u0219i \u00eencremenit \u00een eternitate, Christiansen alerg\u0103 la Sf\u00e2ntul Sisoe \u0219i\u00a0lu\u00e2ndu-l de gulerul\u00a0imaginar, mai c\u0103 r\u0103cni la el: \u201dAuzi, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce face el cu ea sau ea cu el,\u00a0dar te rog s\u0103 \u00eemi spui unde\u00a0ne afl\u0103m. Suntem \u00een rai sau suntem \u00een iad?\u201d<\/p>\n

Chiar nu \u00ee\u021bi dai seama? Este at\u00e2t de simplu. El se afl\u0103 \u00een\u00a0iad \u0219i ea \u00een rai. Sau ar putea foarte bine s\u0103 fie \u0219i invers.<\/p>\n

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Aduc\u00e2ndu-mi aminte de un banc cu Ceau\u0219escu de pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu, voi\u00a0\u00eencerca s\u0103\u00a0explic \u00eentr-un mod c\u00e2t mai dr\u0103g\u0103stos cu putin\u021b\u0103 subtilitatea nelicen\u021bioas\u0103 a glumei, dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 spun \u0219i gluma. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencheie socotelile pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, Christiansen, un ortodox rom\u00e2n practicant, ajunse\u00a0\u00een fa\u021ba unor\u00a0ziduri \u00eenalte, cu un pod \u0219i mai \u00eenalt ce trecea […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,18],"tags":[126,704,738,862,1053,1237,1915,2124,2164,2384,2386],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-funny-right","tag-adam-si-eva","tag-crestin","tag-curva","tag-dragoste","tag-foisorul-de-foc","tag-iad","tag-ortodox","tag-prostituata","tag-rai","tag-sfantul-pafnutie","tag-sfantul-sisoe"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}