{"id":2229,"date":"2016-04-06T19:57:57","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T16:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2229"},"modified":"2016-04-06T19:57:57","modified_gmt":"2016-04-06T16:57:57","slug":"o-parabola-misterioasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2229","title":{"rendered":"O parabol\u0103 misterioas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cic\u0103 tr\u0103iau \u00een Beirut 2 prieteni: un preot\u00a0ortodox\u00a0rom\u00e2n \u0219i un rabin evreu. Beirut (pentru cei care nu \u0219tiu)\u00a0este capitala Libanului, o \u021bar\u0103 musulman\u0103 extrem de relaxat\u0103 \u0219i liberal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Locuiau unul\u00a0l\u00e2ng\u0103 cel\u0103lalt\u00a0chiar pe malul M\u0103rii Mediterane, \u00eentr-un cartier pa\u0219nic \u0219i, de\u0219i erau prieteni, exista o concuren\u021b\u0103 mocnit\u0103 \u00eentre ei.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o duminic\u0103, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu familia la sinagog\u0103, rabinul v\u0103zu o ma\u0219in\u0103 superb\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba casei preotului. Nu le prea avea el cu ma\u0219inile, dar apropiindu-se, realiz\u0103 c\u0103 era un <strong>Rolls Royce Phantom<\/strong>. A \u00eenghi\u021bit \u00een sec, \u00eens\u0103 invidia nu i se strecur\u0103 \u00een suflet, deoarece \u00een suflet era deja Moses\u00a0cu toat\u0103 semin\u021bia lui.<\/p>\n<p>A 2-a zi \u00eel v\u0103zu pe preotul ortodox\u00a0turn\u00e2nd \u00een ne\u0219tire g\u0103le\u021bi de ap\u0103 peste ma\u0219in\u0103. \u00centreb\u00e2ndu-l ce face, acesta \u00eei spuse extrem de plin de sine: <strong>\u201d\u00cemi botez Rolls Royce-ul. De-acum el este cre\u0219tin ortodox.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 peste faptul c\u0103 vecinul s\u0103u \u0219i-a luat o ma\u0219in\u0103 scump\u0103 \u0219i nou\u0103 a putut trece cu u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103, evenimentul cu ma\u0219ina f\u0103cut\u0103 cre\u0219tin\u0103 \u0219i\u00a0ortodox\u0103 chiar \u00een fa\u021ba casei lui l-a marcat profund&#8230; \u0219i nu \u00eentr-un sens \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103tor. Se tot perpeli el zilele urm\u0103toare\u00a0p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd i se pogor\u00ee ideea\u00a0fix \u00een moalele capului.<\/p>\n<p>Duminica urm\u0103toare, dis-de-diminea\u021b\u0103, preotul nostru\u00a0\u00eentru\u00a0dreapta credin\u021b\u0103 ie\u0219i din cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 cu\u00a0familia se \u00eendrept\u0103 spre biseric\u0103. Surpriz\u0103 mare, \u00een fa\u021ba casei rabinului trona un <strong>Jaguar F-Pace<\/strong>. C\u0103 ma\u0219ina trona nu era nimic, dar rabinul era \u00een spatele ei \u0219i tocmai terminase de\u00a0scurtat o \u021beav\u0103 de e\u0219apament,\u00a0opintindu-se de\u00a0zor cu\u00a0flexul\u00a0la cealalt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Ce Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103 faci aici, vecine?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Fac circumcizia acestui Jaguar. De-acum el este evreu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/PriestRabbi.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2230\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2230\" src=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/PriestRabbi.jpg\" alt=\"PriestRabbi\" width=\"466\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/PriestRabbi.jpg 466w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/PriestRabbi-253x300.jpg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 466px) 100vw, 466px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cic\u0103 tr\u0103iau \u00een Beirut 2 prieteni: un preot\u00a0ortodox\u00a0rom\u00e2n \u0219i un rabin evreu. Beirut (pentru cei care nu \u0219tiu)\u00a0este capitala Libanului, o \u021bar\u0103 musulman\u0103 extrem de relaxat\u0103 \u0219i liberal\u0103. Locuiau unul\u00a0l\u00e2ng\u0103 cel\u0103lalt\u00a0chiar pe malul M\u0103rii Mediterane, \u00eentr-un cartier pa\u0219nic \u0219i, de\u0219i erau prieteni, exista o concuren\u021b\u0103 mocnit\u0103 \u00eentre ei. \u00centr-o duminic\u0103, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu familia [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,18],"tags":[370,599,705,977,1006,1392,1505,1772,1915,2081,2089,2153,2212,2248,2747],"class_list":["post-2229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-ganduri","category-funny-right","tag-beirut","tag-circumcizie","tag-crestini","tag-evrei","tag-familie","tag-jaguar","tag-liban","tag-musulmani","tag-ortodox","tag-preot","tag-prieteni","tag-rabin","tag-religie","tag-rolls-royce","tag-vecini"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}