{"id":2275,"date":"2016-04-18T18:10:49","date_gmt":"2016-04-18T15:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2016-04-18T18:10:49","modified_gmt":"2016-04-18T15:10:49","slug":"legiunea-franceza-caravanseraiuri-femei-si-camile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2275","title":{"rendered":"Legiunea francez\u0103 – caravanseraiuri, femei \u0219i c\u0103mile"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oare e mai\u00a0m\u0103gulitor s\u0103\u00a0afirm c\u0103 imagina\u021bia mea are o\u00a0mic\u0103 doz\u0103 de perversitate sau s\u0103\u00a0m\u0103 laud\u00a0pe \u0219leau\u00a0c\u0103 perversitatea mea are o mare doz\u0103 de imagina\u021bie? S-ar putea s\u0103 afla\u021bi r\u0103spunsul\u00a0c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd,\u00a0\u00eens\u0103 doar dup\u0103 ce citi\u021bi pilda t\u00e2lcuitoare de mai jos.<\/p>\n

Se zice c\u0103 un regiment al\u00a0unei unit\u0103\u021bi de elit\u0103 a Armatei Franceze, pe numele ei originalL\u00e9gion \u00e9trang\u00e8re<\/i><\/span>se antrena de zor prin nisipurile algeriene, \u00een apropierea Parcului Na\u021bional Ahaggar. Sau erau\u00a0\u00een nordul\u00a0Saharei Occidentale,\u00a0\u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 traseze\u00a0o grani\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2t mai dreapt\u0103, spre nemul\u021bumirea marocanilor? M\u0103 rog, irelevant.<\/p>\n

Ideea este c\u0103 noul comandant, numit direct de la cartierul general din Aubagne, a venit \u00een inspec\u021bie, iar c\u0103pitanul Jean-Luc Picard \u00eei prezenta baza \u0219i terenul de instruc\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Cu spiritu-i de observa\u021bie mereu treaz, commander Data\u00a0observ\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u00eei fusese ar\u0103tat\u0103 o cl\u0103dire, \u0219i anume baraca \u00eengust\u0103 de lemn de culoarea nisipului aflat\u0103\u00a0\u00een spatele\u00a0popotei. Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 \u00een Sahara toate lucrurile au culoarea nisipului, chiar \u0219i nisipul.<\/p>\n

C\u0103pitanul, v\u0103dit incomodat de cerin\u021ba comandantului, \u00eei spuse c\u0103 acolo \u021bin c\u0103mila \u0219i c\u00e2nd b\u0103rba\u021bii au nevoie de o femeie intr\u0103 \u00een barac\u0103 \u0219i… \u0219i nu mai apuc\u0103 s\u0103 termine ce avea de spus pentru c\u0103 Data \u00eel opri, dezgustat.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 o lun\u0103 de antrenamente, mar\u0219uri, dune \u0219i imnuri, chiar \u0219i Data, oric\u00e2t de android se d\u0103dea, sim\u021bea nevoia unei femei. \u00cel lu\u0103 deoparte pe Jean-Luc \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 \u0219optit c\u00e2nd este disponibil\u0103 c\u0103mila. C\u0103pitanul consult\u0103 planific\u0103rile din caietul dictando \u0219i \u00eei spuse comandantului c\u0103\u00a0vineri sear\u0103, la ora 8 \u0219i 5 minute c\u0103mila\u00a0urma s\u0103 fie\u00a0liber\u0103.<\/p>\n

Veni \u0219i sf\u00e2nta zi de vineri iar Data intr\u0103 plin de \u00eencredere \u00een baraca \u00eengust\u0103 de lemn de culoarea nisipului, unde c\u0103mila tocmai d\u0103dea s\u0103 se culce. C\u0103pitanul, care tocmai ie\u0219i de la popot\u0103, auzi tot felul de icneli, r\u0103gete \u0219i urlete, a\u0219a c\u0103 intr\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. \u00cel vede pe comandant semidezbr\u0103cat, transpirat, plin de noroi \u0219i de p\u0103r de c\u0103mil\u0103, c\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-\u0219i echilibrul \u00eentre cele 2 cocoa\u0219e.<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0219i permise atunci, cu un curaj ce a frizat incon\u0219tien\u021ba s\u0103 \u00eei vorbeasc\u0103 comandantului la persoana a 2-a singular:<\/p>\n

– Auzi, nu crezi c\u0103 ar fi fost mai \u00een\u021belept s\u0103 procedezi cum fac \u0219i ceilal\u021bi solda\u021bi?<\/p>\n

– Ce vrei s\u0103 spui?<\/p>\n

– P\u0103i te urci pe c\u0103mil\u0103 \u0219i mergi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een cel mai apropiat\u00a0caravanserai aflat la 8 km, acolo g\u0103se\u0219ti o femeie \u0219i te sim\u021bi \u0219i tu din nou comandant.<\/p>\n

Din p\u0103cate pentru el, Data nu se va mai sim\u021bi niciodat\u0103 comandant pentru c\u0103 dup\u0103 acest incident c\u0103pitanul Jean-Luc Picard\u00a0avea s\u0103 \u00eei ia\u00a0locul\u00a0\u00een fruntea\u00a0Legiunii.<\/p>\n

Vive la France! Vive le Sahara Occidental!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oare e mai\u00a0m\u0103gulitor s\u0103\u00a0afirm c\u0103 imagina\u021bia mea are o\u00a0mic\u0103 doz\u0103 de perversitate sau s\u0103\u00a0m\u0103 laud\u00a0pe \u0219leau\u00a0c\u0103 perversitatea mea are o mare doz\u0103 de imagina\u021bie? S-ar putea s\u0103 afla\u021bi r\u0103spunsul\u00a0c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd,\u00a0\u00eens\u0103 doar dup\u0103 ce citi\u021bi pilda t\u00e2lcuitoare de mai jos. Se zice c\u0103 un regiment al\u00a0unei unit\u0103\u021bi de elit\u0103 a Armatei Franceze, pe numele ei […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,18],"tags":[191,490,514,642,1021,1071,1401,1493,1610,2290,2787],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","category-ganduri","category-funny-right","tag-algeria","tag-camila","tag-caravanserai","tag-commander-data","tag-femeie","tag-franta","tag-jean-luc-picard","tag-legiunea-straina","tag-maroc","tag-sahara","tag-vive-la-france"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}