{"id":2335,"date":"2016-05-10T18:11:02","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T15:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2335"},"modified":"2016-05-10T18:11:02","modified_gmt":"2016-05-10T15:11:02","slug":"sfaturi-catre-fiul-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2335","title":{"rendered":"Sfaturi c\u0103tre fiul meu"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 presupunem prin reducere la dublu absurd c\u0103 fiul meu ar vrea s\u0103 se \u00eensoare. P\u0103i da, dar eu nu am nici un fiu. Exact, de aici vine dublul absurd. \u0218i totu\u0219i, \u00een eventualitatea acestui eveniment neinspirat numit c\u0103s\u0103torie pe care nu \u00eel \u00een\u021beleg de nici o culoare, i-a\u0219 oferi chiar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103\u00a0\u00eemi cear\u0103\u00a02 sfaturi:<\/p>\n

– Fiule, negociaz\u0103 de la \u00eenceput cu nevast\u0103-ta dreptul de a ie\u0219i 2 seri pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 doar cu\u00a0b\u0103ie\u021bii, f\u0103r\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n

– Care este al 2-lea sfat, tat\u0103?<\/p>\n

– \u00cen cea de-a 2-a sear\u0103 nu ie\u0219i cu b\u0103ie\u021bii. (\u0219i \u00eei fac cu ochiul) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

\"MorganFreeMan\"<\/a>
Morgan is always a FreeMan. \ud83d\ude42<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u0103 presupunem prin reducere la dublu absurd c\u0103 fiul meu ar vrea s\u0103 se \u00eensoare. P\u0103i da, dar eu nu am nici un fiu. Exact, de aici vine dublul absurd. \u0218i totu\u0219i, \u00een eventualitatea acestui eveniment neinspirat numit c\u0103s\u0103torie pe care nu \u00eel \u00een\u021beleg de nici o culoare, i-a\u0219 oferi chiar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103\u00a0\u00eemi cear\u0103\u00a02 sfaturi: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,18],"tags":[528,1044,1745,1823,2387,2575],"class_list":["post-2335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","category-funny-right","tag-casatorie","tag-fiu","tag-morgan-freeman","tag-nevasta","tag-sfaturi","tag-tata"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}