{"id":2366,"date":"2016-05-24T19:18:20","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T16:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2366"},"modified":"2016-05-24T19:18:20","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T16:18:20","slug":"specific-feminin-titlu-la-deruta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2366","title":{"rendered":"Specific feminin – titlu la derut\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Fr\u0103suiala asta mai mult\u00a0retard\u0103 dec\u00e2t\u00a0ipocrit\u0103 \u0219i mai mult ipocrit\u0103 dec\u00e2t retard\u0103 cu peti\u021bii pro \u0219i\u00a0contra, gay \u0219i\u00a0straight, sus \u0219i\u00a0jos, \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i\u00a0afar\u0103, scuipat \u0219i\u00a0\u00eenghi\u021bit, fuck and go\u00a0\u00eemi aduce aminte de o\u00a0\u00eent\u00e2mplare\u00a0simpatic\u0103 la care am asistat acum vreo 15 ani, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 mai aveam prostul obicei transsiberian de a\u00a0privi t\u00e2mp\u00a0c\u0103ile ferate rom\u00e2ne, \u00een timp ce st\u0103team \u00een\u00a0vagoanele\u00a0proiectate, fabricate\u00a0\u0219i reparate\u00a0\u00een dorul lelii\u00a0la Pa\u0219cani.<\/p>\n

C\u0103l\u0103torind pe defuncta rut\u0103 Bra\u0219ov-Suceava \u0219i trec\u00e2nd Carpa\u021bii Orientali cu superluminica vitez\u0103 de 10 km\u00a0pe or\u0103, chiar la limita jude\u021belor Harghita \u0219i Bac\u0103u intr\u0103 \u00een compartiment un distins domn cu barb\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i lung\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een straie alese, dintre care am recunoscut un anteriu, un pieptar \u0219i o camilafc\u0103. Gagica sexy din dreapta mea, pe jum\u0103tate adormit\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i continu\u0103 starea de semicon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103, \u00een timp ce preotul de vis-a-vis ascunse repede revista Playboy (ce o avea pe Jojo pe copert\u0103) \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 dintr-o publica\u021bie bisericeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

Domnul respectabil (despre care aveam s\u0103 aflu mai t\u00e2rziu c\u0103 era Arhiepiscopului Romanului \u0219i Bac\u0103ului) a salutat din cap politicos, sco\u021b\u00e2ndu-\u0219i tacticos integramele\u00a0\u0219i creionul mecanic Rotring cu mine de 2 milimetri. Ridic ochii din anagramele mele pentru a r\u0103spunde la salut, dup\u0103 care \u00een compartiment se a\u0219ternu t\u0103cerea pentru vreo 5-8 minute.<\/p>\n

Preotul, probabil sim\u021bindu-se \u00eenc\u0103 vinovat pentru explorarea pofticios-vizual\u0103 a feminit\u0103\u021bii bidimensionale din revist\u0103, \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 anime conversa\u021bia \u0219i, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 episcopul d\u0103dea u\u0219or nemul\u021bumit din cap, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 dac\u0103 nu cumva \u00eei poate fi de folos \u00een vreun fel.<\/p>\n

– Mda, apreciez \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi mul\u021bumesc. Uite,\u00a0mai am un cuv\u00e2nt \u0219i\u00a0\u00eemi des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219esc careul\u00a0\u00eencruci\u0219at.\u00a0Are 5 litere, primele 2 sunt\u00a0P \u0219i I, urm\u0103toarele 2 sunt lips\u0103 \u0219i\u00a0cuv\u00e2ntul se termin\u0103 cu litera \u0102. Deci PI..\u0102.<\/p>\n

– \u0218i care e\u00a0defini\u021bia cuv\u00e2ntului, \u00eentreb\u0103 preotul?<\/p>\n

– Specific feminin.<\/p>\n

– A, dar e simplu. PIZM\u0102, spuse din nou popicul.<\/p>\n

\u00centorc\u00e2ndu-se spre mine, arhiepiscopul m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103 dac\u0103 am o idee mai bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

– PILD\u0102, \u00eei spusei \u00eentr-o doar\u0103, onorat c\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103gase \u00een seam\u0103 ditamai fa\u021ba monahal-bisericeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

– S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103\u00a0s-ar putea ca voi\u00a02 s\u0103 ave\u021bi dreptate. Tinere, ai cumva o radier\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219terg Z-ul \u0219i D-ul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n

– \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, dar chiar nu am.<\/p>\n

– Atunci a\u0219a s\u0103-i r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 numele specific femininului.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Fr\u0103suiala asta mai mult\u00a0retard\u0103 dec\u00e2t\u00a0ipocrit\u0103 \u0219i mai mult ipocrit\u0103 dec\u00e2t retard\u0103 cu peti\u021bii pro \u0219i\u00a0contra, gay \u0219i\u00a0straight, sus \u0219i\u00a0jos, \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i\u00a0afar\u0103, scuipat \u0219i\u00a0\u00eenghi\u021bit, fuck and go\u00a0\u00eemi aduce aminte de o\u00a0\u00eent\u00e2mplare\u00a0simpatic\u0103 la care am asistat acum vreo 15 ani, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 mai aveam prostul obicei transsiberian de a\u00a0privi t\u00e2mp\u00a0c\u0103ile ferate rom\u00e2ne, \u00een timp ce st\u0103team \u00een\u00a0vagoanele\u00a0proiectate, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,18],"tags":[445,564,942,1414,2015,2020,2021,2031,2081,2463,2531,2669],"class_list":["post-2366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","category-funny-right","tag-brasov","tag-cfr","tag-episcop","tag-jojo","tag-pilda","tag-pizda","tag-pizma","tag-playboy","tag-preot","tag-specific-feminin","tag-suceava","tag-tren"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}