{"id":2670,"date":"2018-01-06T20:20:04","date_gmt":"2018-01-06T18:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2670"},"modified":"2018-01-06T20:20:04","modified_gmt":"2018-01-06T18:20:04","slug":"ziua-sssaiyan-ului-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=2670","title":{"rendered":"Ziua SSSaiyan-ului 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ave\u021bi ocazia \u0219i \u00een acest an s\u0103 lua\u021bi parte la momentul meu de nebunie controlat\u0103 care are o leg\u0103tur\u0103 intrinsec\u0103 evident\u0103 cu aniversarea zilei de na\u0219tere a subsemnatului.<\/p>\n<p>Nu o s\u0103 fac rezumatul actului artistic (reprobabil) de mai jos (cu care mai mult ca sigur mi-am compromis definitiv cariera politic\u0103), dar c\u00e2teva preciz\u0103ri se impun a fi f\u0103cute:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Cel mai ru\u0219inos lucru nu e c\u0103 am confundat fugitiv vestul cu estul \u0219i Abidjan cu Abuja \u00een cazul Coastei de Filde\u0219 sau c\u0103 Sierra Leone este \u021bara care are capitala la Freetown \u0219i pe care nu mi-am amintit-o pe moment, ci c\u0103 am ajuns s\u0103 folosesc verbul a investi cu sensul de a-i acorda cuiva (\u00een cazul de fa\u021b\u0103 lui George Weah) o demnitate. a, e, I, \u00ce, o, u.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>A\u0219 putea da vina pe Maestrul V\u0103n\u0103tor (Jagermeister), dar asta ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 eram ni\u021belu\u0219 ab\u021biguit, ori \u0219tim cu to\u021bi c\u0103 \u0103sta e un neadev\u0103r.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>\u00cemi poate spune \u0219i mie cineva c\u00e2te flot\u0103ri am f\u0103cut?<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>(Educa\u021bia \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi mai ales ce este scris \u00eentre paranteze). Autoeduca\u021bia \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi \u0219i ce este scris \u00een afara lor.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u0219i un cuv\u00e2nt nou: dezabuzat. Sper s\u0103 \u00eel folosesc \u00een contextul potrivit m\u0103car pe \u0103sta.<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Dac\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi care este leg\u0103tura dintre timbre, Arsenal, AC Milan, Liberia, Arsene Wenger, Geoge Weah, Michael Jackson \u0219i George Costanza, r\u0103spunsul e pe c\u00e2t de simplu pe at\u00e2t de evident: Sergiu Motreanu, adic\u0103 individul ciud\u0103\u021bel de mai jos.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/sergiumotreanupunctro-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2676\" src=\"https:\/\/sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/sergiumotreanupunctro-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1008\" height=\"756\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/sergiumotreanupunctro-1.jpg 1008w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/sergiumotreanupunctro-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/sergiumotreanupunctro-1-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u0103 doresc tuturor minte care s\u0103 genereze idei c\u00e2t mai inspirate \u0219i trup care s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00een practic\u0103 aceste idei inspirate. Inspirate nu de acest filmule\u021b relaxat, pueril \u0219i (doar pe alocuri) iste\u021b sau hazliu, ci de cea mai puternic\u0103 for\u021b\u0103 din multivers: misterul. Gata, am punctat \u0219i la capitolul misticism; acum pot s\u0103 arunc microfonul l\u00e2ng\u0103 buzduganul cu 3 pece\u021bi.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ne vedem la anul&#8230; \u0219i la mul\u021bi ani de acum \u00eenainte (\u0219i \u00eenapoi).<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ziua SSSaiyan-ului 2018\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ij1l-tORFbU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ave\u021bi ocazia \u0219i \u00een acest an s\u0103 lua\u021bi parte la momentul meu de nebunie controlat\u0103 care are o leg\u0103tur\u0103 intrinsec\u0103 evident\u0103 cu aniversarea zilei de na\u0219tere a subsemnatului. Nu o s\u0103 fac rezumatul actului artistic (reprobabil) de mai jos (cu care mai mult ca sigur mi-am compromis definitiv cariera politic\u0103), dar c\u00e2teva preciz\u0103ri se impun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[63,83,280,282,1709,2089,2866],"class_list":["post-2670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","tag-63","tag-5-ianuarie","tag-arsenal","tag-arsene-wenger","tag-mister","tag-prieteni","tag-ziua-sssaiyan-ului"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}