{"id":27,"date":"2008-02-14T01:21:31","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T23:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=27"},"modified":"2008-02-14T01:21:31","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T23:21:31","slug":"ziua-indragostitilor-1-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"Ziua Indragostitilor &#8211; 1 an"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Bun\u0103 seara, maestre.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu a mai fost bun\u0103 de la ultimul apus.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, a\u015f dori s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb cum reu\u015fi\u0163i s\u0103 duce\u0163i aceast\u0103 art\u0103 a scrisului pe culmi at\u00e2t de \u00eenalte.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu am de ce s\u0103 te scuz &#8230; \u015fi nu v\u0103d ce te opre\u015fte.  C\u0103 eu sigur nu &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A\u0163i putea s\u0103-mi spune\u0163i c\u00e2te ceva despre secretele dumneavoastr\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E simplu, tinere bavarez. Treaba cu scrisu&#8217; \u015fade cam \u00een felul urm\u0103tor.<br \/>\nPe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 e fun, e cool \u015fi trendy &#8230; e \u015fi meserie de meserie. Numa&#8217; c\u0103 trebe s\u0103 fii full de bani, de r\u0103\u015fini, de scaie\u0163i, de cleiuri \u015fi de impresii &#8230; c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu &#8230; nu \u0163ine \u015fi nu-\u0163i iese.<br \/>\nA\u015ftia care te aburesc c\u0103 ei scriu \u00eentr-un bloc de la periferie, cu babacii pe cap \u015fi cu stomacul gol &#8230; basme, frate. Numa&#8217; fraierii pun botul. \u015ei cum stau \u015fi m\u0103 uit a\u015fa la tine, parc\u0103 nu ai moac\u0103 de fraier. Da&#8217; m-am mai \u00een\u015felat \u015fi \u00eenainte. Nu cu tine, cu al\u0163ii &#8230; cu altele.<br \/>\nNu, ascult\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine. E vorba de stare.<br \/>\nTrebuie s\u0103 te bagi \u00eentr-o stare tare mi\u015fto. Te duci la munte, la o pensiune de c\u00e2te margarete vrea mu\u015fhiule\u0163ii t\u0103i, un whisky Johnnie Walker Black Label \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 (neap\u0103rat mai vechi de 12 ani), o cutie de Havane &#8230; 2-3 trompetiste, dar s\u0103 \u015ftie s\u0103 c\u00e2nte \u015fi la clape.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Deci muzica v\u0103 inspir\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu. M\u0103 inspir\u0103 clapistele &#8230; dar mai ales trompetistele. Dar nu le pun s\u0103 c\u00e2nte. Le pun s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce \u015ftiu ele mai bine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Deci nu scrie\u0163i pe muzic\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; E\u015fti cam cretinel. Dar o s\u0103-\u0163i spun.<br \/>\nPe muzic\u0103 scriu textierii, nu scriitorii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce sunt eu ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sunte\u0163i scriitor, maestre. Sunte\u0163i un mare scriitor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A\u015fa e. Sunt mare. \u015ei sunt \u015fi scriitor, \u00een timpul ocupat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ne pute\u0163i spune ce teme v\u0103 place s\u0103 aborda\u0163i cu predilec\u0163ie ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u0103- mi spui \u015fi mie cum e s\u0103 abordezi teme cu predilec\u0163ie, domnule reporter. Cred c\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc destul de bine la ziar pentru ceea ce face\u0163i, nu-i a\u015fa ?<br \/>\nEu abordez temele cu deta\u015fare, nu cu predilec\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ave\u0163i dreptate. \u00cemi pute\u0163i da ni\u015fte exemple de teme ? Poate le spune\u0163i c\u00e2te ceva cititorilor revistei noastre despre ideile de referin\u0163\u0103 din ultimul an. Poate ni\u015fte maxime, ni\u015fte \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103minte.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sunt cititorii mei, nu ai revistei voastre. \u015ei las\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine s\u0103 vorbesc. C\u0103 tu nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 reci\u0163i ni\u015fte cuvinte de pe o foaie enervant\u0103. Mototole\u015fte-o \u015fi arunc-o la co\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dar vrei s\u0103-\u0163i scrii articolul singur ?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n\u015ei-acum ascult\u0103-m\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103d c\u0103 ai verighet\u0103 pe deget. Ai la cine s\u0103 te \u00eentorci acas\u0103. E\u015fti un tip echilibrat.<br \/>\nCine \u00ee\u0163i ofer\u0103 acest echilibru ? The young lady, of course.<br \/>\nEra s\u0103rac\u0103, avea poten\u0163ial.<br \/>\nAvea 2 pache\u0163ele de chibrituri \u00een m\u00e2nu\u0163ele ei virgine. \u015ei ce-\u015fi dorea ea ? Ce-i lipsea ?<br \/>\nO bl\u0103ni\u0163\u0103, un apartamen\u0163el, o ma\u015finu\u0163\u0103. Emo\u0163ionant &#8230; p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi.<br \/>\nDar te vei bucura \u015fi tu de bl\u0103ni\u0163a ei, nu-i a\u015fa ? Merit\u0103 toate astea &#8230; pentru pu\u0163in sirop de piersicu\u0163\u0103 ? Evident &#8230; cum pana mea s\u0103 nu merite ? Merit\u0103 \u015fi  sold\u0103\u0163elul t\u0103u de plumb pu\u0163in\u0103 poli\u015fare Pentru \u00eencep\u0103toare, poli\u015f este un c\u00e2rnat polonez. Pentru avansate, este o etap\u0103 natural\u0103 \u00een ob\u0163inerea bl\u0103ni\u0163ei, apartamen\u0163elului, ma\u015finu\u0163ei.<br \/>\nIar acum, c\u0103 te-am introdus \u00een subiect(\u0103) &#8230; s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau ni\u015fte idei de referin\u0163\u0103, ni\u015fte maxime &#8230; \u015fi chiar ni\u015fte \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103minte. Lucruri pe care le-am tr\u0103it \u015fi le-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at \u00een ultimul an.<\/p>\n<p>1. <strong>Exerci\u0163iu de imagina\u0163ie<\/strong>. O fat\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i propune s\u0103 devii tat\u0103l copiilor ei cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 nu face\u0163i sex. Am rezolvat acest exerci\u0163iu, dar se pare c\u0103 am bifat toate r\u0103spunsurile. C\u00e2nd colo, nici unul nu era corect. Trebuia s\u0103 \u00eemi fii folosit mai mult imagina\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p>2. <strong>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103tur\u0103 de minte<\/strong>. Am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at c\u0103 sunt o mul\u0163ime de oameni pe lumea asta pentru care nu merit\u0103 s\u0103 mi\u015fti nici m\u0103car un deget. \u015ei mai nici unul pentru care s\u0103 mergi p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103tul lumii.<br \/>\nNu a\u015f merge nici m\u0103car pentru mine p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103tul lumii de c\u00e2nd P\u0103m\u00e2ntul e rotund. M-a\u015f \u00eenv\u00e2rti \u00een cerc.<\/p>\n<p>3. <strong>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103tur\u0103 de inim\u0103<\/strong>. C\u00e2nd lingi unde-ai scuipat, nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 vomi\u0163i &#8230; dup\u0103 o vreme.<\/p>\n<p>4. <strong>Dilem\u0103<\/strong>. Oare c\u00e2t valoreaz\u0103 via\u0163a unei fete, dac\u0103 un s\u0103rut cost\u0103 10 coroane daneze, echivalentul unei beri, iar pentru o partid\u0103 de sex trebuie s\u0103 pui la b\u0103taie o b\u0103utur\u0103 ceva mai fin\u0103 &#8230; cump\u0103rat\u0103 din banii altuia ? Ieftin\u0103 ca braga. \u015ei pentru cunosc\u0103tori, braga se mai opinte\u015fte, nu intri ca \u00een br\u00e2nz\u0103 \u00een ea.<br \/>\nP.S. Coroane daneze de pe Marte, evident.<\/p>\n<p>5. <strong>Moment poetic<\/strong><br \/>\nZ\u00e2mbeam doar pentru a mima un suflet curat,<br \/>\ndar nu-l aveam, de\u015fi mi-a\u015f fi dorit.<br \/>\nSperam s-ajung la norul ve\u015fnic treaz,<br \/>\ndar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eel ating, m-am prabu\u015fit.<\/p>\n<p>Jos, pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, c\u0103zut &#8230; r\u0103nit fiind<br \/>\nCredeam \u00een nimeni \u015fi st\u0103team tr\u0103znit<br \/>\n\u015ei m\u0103-ntreba o \u00eentrebare &#8230;<br \/>\nTe-a\u015f fi iubit ? De ce te-a\u015f fi iubit ?<\/p>\n<p>6. <strong>Exerci\u0163iu de imagina\u0163ie<\/strong>. Ghici\u0163i ce se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla c\u00e2nd se amestec\u0103 berea cu aceast\u0103 b\u0103utur\u0103 fin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>7. <strong>Maxim\u0103<\/strong>. Pe tabla lui de \u015fah, un nebun valoreaz\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t un rege \u015fi o regin\u0103 la un loc.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sunte\u0163i mare, maestre. Sunte\u0163i un Titan, un Zeu al Tunetului.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Stiu, m\u0103. \u015etiu. \u015etiu.<\/p>\n<p>Scriitorul e asemeni unui vultur \u00een \u00eenalte z\u0103ri<br \/>\nCe zboar\u0103 printre nori \u015fi prin furtuni alearg\u0103;<br \/>\nJos pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00eens\u0103, printre insulte \u015fi oc\u0103ri<br \/>\nAripile imense \u00eel \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 mearg\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0162ine banii a\u015ftia, cump\u0103r\u0103-i bl\u0103ni\u0163a mult dorit\u0103, \u00eempacheteaz-o \u00een form\u0103 de inimioar\u0103, du-te acas\u0103 la don\u015foara ta \u015fi spune-i c\u00e2t de mult o iube\u015fti, spune-i c\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 sunte\u0163i plenari, minte-o frumos, pl\u00e2ngi al\u0103turi de ea, \u0163ine-o \u00een bra\u0163e, accept-o chiar dac\u0103 n-o \u00een\u0163elegi, bucur\u0103-te de fructul permis. Fii b\u0103rbat \u015fi f\u0103-\u0163i meseria.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cent\u00e2lnirea s-a terminat. E t\u00e2rziu, sunt obosit, du-te \u015fi scrie articolul.<\/p>\n<p>8. <strong>Corolar<\/strong>. \u015ei nu uita, sup\u0103rat, \u00eendr\u0103gostit, ne\u00een\u0163eles, deta\u015fat, e vorba de un principiu.<br \/>\nUN SINGUR PRINCIPIU<br \/>\n&#8211; V\u0103 mul\u0163umesc din suflet, maestre. Nici nu \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 reac\u0163ionez. Nu am mai cunoscut pe nimeni ca dumnevoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 pe mine m\u0103 cuno\u015fti ?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nC\u0103 sunte\u0163i de st\u00e2nga sau de dreapta &#8230; \u00cendr\u0103gosti\u0163i din toate \u0163\u0103rile, evolua\u0163i &#8230; iubi\u0163i-v\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Bun\u0103 seara, maestre. &#8211; Nu a mai fost bun\u0103 de la ultimul apus. &#8211; M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, a\u015f dori s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb cum reu\u015fi\u0163i s\u0103 duce\u0163i aceast\u0103 art\u0103 a scrisului pe culmi at\u00e2t de \u00eenalte. &#8211; Nu am de ce s\u0103 te scuz &#8230; \u015fi nu v\u0103d ce te opre\u015fte. 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