{"id":453,"date":"2012-12-13T21:50:13","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T19:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=453"},"modified":"2012-12-13T21:50:13","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T19:50:13","slug":"romania-vs-usa-and-the-winner-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"ROMANIA vs USA &#8230; and the winner is &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Propun ca ziua de ast\u0103zi s\u0103 fie s\u0103rb\u0103torit\u0103 ca o a 4-a s\u0103rb\u0103toare na\u021bional\u0103 \u00een istoria Rom\u00e2niei (dup\u0103 cele 3 zile de pe podium: 1 Decembrie -1918-, 24 Ianuarie -1859- \u0219i 10 Mai -1866, 1877 sau 1881-).<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu, acum chiar nu sunt &#8230; cum le spune \u0103stora &#8230; satiric. De\u0219i \u0219tim cu to\u021bii \u0219i ne spune \u0219i maestrul\u00a0 Toma Caragiu &#8230; c\u0103 satira e o arm\u0103. Deci ce faci cu satira ? Tragi &#8230; scrii, da&#8217; tragi. :))<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tot despre arme este vorba \u0219i \u00een aceast\u0103 falnic\u0103 zi &#8230; \u0219i \u00een aceast\u0103 falnic\u0103 \u021bar\u0103. O \u021bar\u0103 care, din aceast\u0103 pozi\u021bie de for\u021b\u0103, \u00een data de 13 decembrie 1941, declar\u0103 r\u0103zboi &#8230; \u021bine\u021bi-v\u0103 bine, nici mai mult, nici mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t &#8230; Staaaaaateeeeelooooooor Uniiiiiiiiteeeeeee aleeeeeee Americiiiiiiiiiiiiii. =))) Aeiou.<\/p>\n<p>Hai, recunoa\u0219te\u021bi, nu a\u021bi fi crezut c\u0103 am putut fi capabili de asemenea m\u0103re\u021bii &#8230; Culmea este c\u0103 americanii nici m\u0103car nu au avut curaj s\u0103 ne \u00eenfrunte. I-au trimis, plini de la\u0219itate, pe camarazii lor, englezii, s\u0103 ne bombardeze pu\u021bin pu\u021burile (de petrol) &#8230; \u0219i cam at\u00e2t. Iar c\u00e2nd situa\u021bia s-a \u00eencins cu adev\u0103rat, documente strict secrete &#8230; desecretizate acum c\u00e2teva minute de arhiva Marelui Stat Major American ne reveleaz\u0103, cu oarecare stupoare &#8211; de\u0219i cu to\u021bi sim\u021beam ceva \u00een filonul nostru m\u0103re\u021b &#8211; c\u0103 lovitura de stat de la 23 august 1944 s-a f\u0103cut la rug\u0103min\u021bile fierbin\u021bi, \u00eenecate \u00een lacrimi ale Alia\u021bilor, care sim\u021beau cum victoria le scap\u0103 printre degete din cauza faptelor de un eroism supranatural ale Ecaterinei Teodoroiu, Pene\u0219 Curcanul &#8230; \u0219i cred c\u0103 era \u0219i Condrea T\u0103tarul, dar nu mai sunt sigur. Sau \u0103\u0219tia erau din alte r\u0103zboaie ? Nu conteaz\u0103, a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles mesajul.<\/p>\n<p>Ideea e c\u0103 \u00eei f\u0103ceam terci pe to\u021bi indienii \u0219i pe to\u021bi negrii care ne st\u0103teau \u00een cale. A, da, \u0219i pe restul americanilor de alte culori. Slav\u0103 Domnului c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce au \u00eentors armele \u00eempotriva nem\u021bilor, nobilimea sufletului ancestral rom\u00e2nesc i-a f\u0103cut pe urma\u0219ii dacilor s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103 aproape de Tisa.<\/p>\n<p>Exist\u0103 3 martori (o lumin\u0103, un extraterestru \u0219i un OZN) care spun c\u0103 i-au auzit pe rom\u00e2ni spun\u00e2ndu-le americanilor c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai calc\u0103 o dat\u0103 pe bec, nici falia San Andreas nu \u00eei va mai opri. Tind s\u0103 \u00eei cred, deoarece, aviza\u021bi de pericol, americanii au reu\u0219it s\u0103 dezvolte \u0219i s\u0103 ne \u021bin\u0103 la grani\u021b\u0103 cu o arm\u0103 neconven\u021bional\u0103 numit\u0103 &#8230; viz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi cumin\u021bi, poate v\u0103 spun \u0219i locul strict secret din municipiul Bra\u0219ov unde se fabric\u0103 cartu\u0219e de AKM a.k.a. kala\u0219.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Vorba lui Rare\u0219, Petru Rare\u0219: <b>Vom fi iar ce-am fost \u0219i chiar mai mult dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t &#8230; sau nu. \ud83d\ude00<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Propun ca ziua de ast\u0103zi s\u0103 fie s\u0103rb\u0103torit\u0103 ca o a 4-a s\u0103rb\u0103toare na\u021bional\u0103 \u00een istoria Rom\u00e2niei (dup\u0103 cele 3 zile de pe podium: 1 Decembrie -1918-, 24 Ianuarie -1859- \u0219i 10 Mai -1866, 1877 sau 1881-). \u0218i nu, acum chiar nu sunt &#8230; cum le spune \u0103stora &#8230; satiric. 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