{"id":475,"date":"2013-02-01T12:38:51","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T10:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=475"},"modified":"2013-02-01T12:38:51","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T10:38:51","slug":"anal-istul-im-oral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Anal-istul im-oral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Hai s\u0103 fiu \u0219i eu o\u021b\u00e2r\u0103 de oral-ist, c\u0103 anal-ist nu \u00eemi place cum sun\u0103 &#8230; <\/b><b>a\u0219adar, nu m\u0103 voi a-funda \u00een pro-fundul raport MCV, ci voi \u00eencerca s\u0103 desprind m-orala \u0219i m-oralul din el.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>O persoan\u0103 extrem de \u00eenst\u0103rit\u0103, \u00eendr\u0103git\u0103, civilizat\u0103, respectat\u0103, renumit\u0103 pentru actele de caritate efectuate, pentru elegan\u021ba \u0219i prestan\u021ba \u00een lu\u0103rile de pozi\u021bii, pentru corectitudinea \u0219i determinarea \u00een lu\u0103rile de cuv\u00e2nt, pentru st\u0103ruin\u021ba \u0219i consisten\u021ba \u00een lu\u0103rile de b\u0103taie &#8230; plus alte calit\u0103\u021bi conexe \u0219i complexe &#8230; pleac\u0103 \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 pentru 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>La plecare, pentru amuzament, tipul (c\u0103ci despre un tip este vorba, calit\u0103\u021bile de mai sus neput\u00e2nd s\u0103 apar\u021bin\u0103 unei tipe) pune \u00een poarta vilei sale de lux anun\u021bul: \u201dEvita\u021bi perimetrul, c\u00e2ine extrem de r\u0103u\u201d. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Dup\u0103 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, la \u00eentoarcerea sa din vacan\u021b\u0103 (\u00een fapt o misiune de mediere \u00eentre focile \u0219i pinguinii din sudul \u021a\u0103rii de Foc &#8211; de care personal m\u0103 leag\u0103 amintiri \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri pl\u0103cute), g\u0103se\u0219te vila devastat\u0103, iar c\u00e2inele f\u0103c\u00e2nd sex cu p\u0103pu\u0219a lui gonflabil\u0103.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00cen urma unei discu\u021bii foarte calme, c\u00e2inele \u00eei explic\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nului c\u0103 i-a fost afectat\u0103 imaginea de &#8211;c\u00e2ine bun&#8211; prin asocierea din anun\u021bul de pe poart\u0103 a substantivului \u201dc\u00e2ine\u201d cu epitetul \u201dextrem de r\u0103u\u201d. Totu\u0219i, ca s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i dea \u00een judecat\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nul pentru calomnie, c\u00e2inele alege s\u0103 i-o trag\u0103 \u201dtipei\u201d la care st\u0103p\u00e2nul \u021binea cel mai mult.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Cam asta s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i \u00een raportul despre justi\u021bie al Comisiei Europene, \u00een care se vorbe\u0219te mai mult despre pres\u0103. Pres\u0103 care, abject\u0103 fiind, \u00eei pulverizeaz\u0103 cu abjec\u021bii pe distin\u0219ii no\u0219tri judec\u0103tori \u0219i procurori. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Magistral mi se pare faptul c\u0103 magistra\u021bii consider\u0103 inacceptabil atunci c\u00e2nd un giumbix magistru ca Mircea Badea spune despre ei c\u0103 sunt ciumpalaci. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>De ce ? Pentru c\u0103 imaginea actului lor de justi\u021bie ar avea de suferit. Evident, dac\u0103 actul de justi\u021bie ar avea de suferit \u00een urma propriilor hot\u0103r\u00e2ri (definitive \u0219i irevocabile), imaginea lor r\u0103m\u00e2ne la fel de imaculat\u0103.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Dac\u0103 parabola vi se pare (sau nu) prea \u201dsupt-il\u0103\u201d, nu mai pune\u021bi botul la tot ce scriu \u0219i spun al\u021bii despre noi ca na\u021biune &#8230; sau despre voi ca oameni.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hai s\u0103 fiu \u0219i eu o\u021b\u00e2r\u0103 de oral-ist, c\u0103 anal-ist nu \u00eemi place cum sun\u0103 &#8230; a\u0219adar, nu m\u0103 voi a-funda \u00een pro-fundul raport MCV, ci voi \u00eencerca s\u0103 desprind m-orala \u0219i m-oralul din el. &#8230; O persoan\u0103 extrem de \u00eenst\u0103rit\u0103, \u00eendr\u0103git\u0103, civilizat\u0103, respectat\u0103, renumit\u0103 pentru actele de caritate efectuate, pentru elegan\u021ba \u0219i prestan\u021ba \u00een [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politice"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}