{"id":504,"date":"2013-03-07T13:30:01","date_gmt":"2013-03-07T11:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2013-03-07T13:30:01","modified_gmt":"2013-03-07T11:30:01","slug":"banc-rusesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Banc rusesc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>\u00cen cele ce urmeaz\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 zic un banc pe care doar cei cu v\u00e2rsta peste 30 de ani \u00eel vor putea &#8220;savura&#8221; \u0219i \u00een\u021belege cu maxim\u0103 plenitudine. Mi se pare un umor at\u00e2t de ginga\u0219 \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu-mi mai vine s\u0103 \u00eei torturez pe dragii no\u0219tri tovar\u0103\u0219i \u0219i \u201dpretini\u201d.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Moscova, ianuarie 1981, ora 3 noaptea, ger cumplit, v\u00e2nt t\u0103ios, z\u0103pad\u0103 mare &#8211; 40 de grade Celsius; coad\u0103 la carne, vreo trei sute de oameni.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Pe la 5, apare m\u0103celarul \u0219i le zice:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u2013 N-o s\u0103 vin\u0103 mult\u0103. Am primit indica\u0163ii de la Comitetul Central s\u0103 nu dau la evrei.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 protesteze, vreo patruzeci de oameni se desprind din coad\u0103 \u015fi pleac\u0103 prin viscol.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Pe la 7.30, m\u0103celarul iese iar:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u2013 M-au sunat de la Comitetul Municipal. O s\u0103 fie destul de pu\u0163in\u0103. Cic\u0103 s\u0103 nu v\u00e2nd la \u0103ia care nu-s membri de partid.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Peste o sut\u0103 de oameni se retrag t\u0103cu\u0163i, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i loc cu greu prin n\u0103me\u021bi.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Pe la 10, m\u0103celarul se adreseaz\u0103 din nou mul\u021bimii:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u2013 Am primit un telefon de la Kremlin. Vine doar un pic de carne. Nu au voie s\u0103 cumpere dec\u00e2t fo\u015ftii ilegali\u015fti.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Pleac\u0103 simplii membri de partid, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd doar vreo duzin\u0103 de indivizi, \u00eenghe\u0163a\u0163i bocn\u0103. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Pe la 11:30, m\u0103celarul le spune:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u2013 Dumneavoastr\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i: nu e carne deloc. Pute\u0163i s\u0103 pleca\u0163i.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Ceea ce \u015fi fac, abia mi\u015fc\u00e2ndu-se &#8230; Doar nu vor protesta tocmai ni\u015fte b\u0103tr\u00e2ni ilegali\u015fti &#8230; <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Totu\u015fi, unul \u00eei spune altuia, cl\u0103n\u0163\u0103nind:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu de ce, dar am senza\u0163ia ca evreii sunt avantaja\u0163i &#8230; =))<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen cele ce urmeaz\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 zic un banc pe care doar cei cu v\u00e2rsta peste 30 de ani \u00eel vor putea &#8220;savura&#8221; \u0219i \u00een\u021belege cu maxim\u0103 plenitudine. Mi se pare un umor at\u00e2t de ginga\u0219 \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu-mi mai vine s\u0103 \u00eei torturez pe dragii no\u0219tri tovar\u0103\u0219i \u0219i \u201dpretini\u201d. &#8230; Moscova, ianuarie 1981, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[335,336,977,1131,1455,1750,2744,2783],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse","tag-banc","tag-banc-rusesc","tag-evrei","tag-ger","tag-kremlin","tag-moscova","tag-vant","tag-viscol"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}