{"id":680,"date":"2013-11-22T18:36:26","date_gmt":"2013-11-22T16:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=680"},"modified":"2013-11-22T18:36:26","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T16:36:26","slug":"toyota-sau-bmw-o-prefer-pe-adele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=680","title":{"rendered":"Toyota sau BMW ? O prefer pe Ad\u00e8le."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acest articol este mai mult dec\u00e2t un pamflet, este o utopie, de care nu m\u0103 credeam capabil &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 ast\u0103zi. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><b>Bon anniversaire, mon amour, <\/b><b>Ad\u00e8le.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Da, ast\u0103zi pu\u0219toaica mea imaginar\u0103 \u00eempline\u0219te 20 de ani &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0219i tot ast\u0103zi, \u00een urma unui grandios exerci\u021biu de imagina\u021bie mi-am dorit s\u0103 aflu la ce pot duce o perseveren\u021b\u0103 \u00een am\u0103gire, o fug\u0103 continu\u0103 de eviden\u021bele crude ale vie\u021bii \u0219i o \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare \u00een repetarea gre\u0219elilor din \u0219i prin invocarea trecutului, sau mai bine spus la ce pot duce ni\u0219te sentimente complet inventate.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri, complet utopice, evident, s-ar impune &#8230; iar r\u0103spunsurile sunt la fel de aiuristice.<\/p>\n<p><b>De ce nu s-a urcat tipa din prima \u00een BMW ?<\/b> Pentru c\u0103 avea mai pu\u021bini kilometri la bord, iar ea prefer\u0103 tipii de curs\u0103 lung\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><b>De ce sunt a\u0219a de bune rusoaicele ?<\/b> E\u0219ti bou, c\u0103 tipa este ucrainianc\u0103. La fel \u0219i ma\u0219inile.<\/p>\n<p><b>De ce s-a oprit ciumpalacul s\u0103-\u0219i caute inelul \u00eenainte s\u0103 i-l ofere ?<\/b> Ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 tipa prefer\u0103 BMW-ul sau Lexus-ul .<\/p>\n<p><b>Crede\u021bi c\u0103 tipii erau \u00een\u021bele\u0219i, tipele fiind doar obiectul pariului dintre ei ?<\/b> Da, to\u021bi erau \u00een\u021bele\u0219i: tipul cu tipul, tipa cu tipul, tipa cu tipa \u0219i tipul cu tipa.<\/p>\n<p><b>Crede\u021bi c\u0103 tipul o ardea aiurea cu v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea de gume Turbo \u00eenainte de a fi \u00een\u0219elat de iubit\u0103 ? <\/b>Nu, tipul o ardea aiurea cu directoarea de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri de la Toyota (divizia de lux) \u00een timp ce o \u00een\u0219ela pe v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea de gum\u0103 Turbo.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Cine ar putea fi cu o tip\u0103 de genul \u0103sta ?<\/b> Oricine, dar e mai bine s\u0103 fie singur\u0103 &#8230; \u00een felul \u0103sta se vor putea bucura to\u021bi \u00een mod egal de ea la un pre\u021b modic.<\/p>\n<p><b>\u0218i finalul e de-a dreptul corporatist \u0219i inspira\u021bional, morala fiind c\u0103 2 Lexus-uri sunt \u00eentotdeauna mai bune dec\u00e2t unul.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Today, Tomorrow, Toyota &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gac_E6XIk-0#t=127<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt mii de piese despre dragoste, dar niciuna ca aceasta,<\/p>\n<p>Sunt un milion de pove\u0219ti, un milion de poe\u021bi.<br \/>\nSunt miliarde de destine &#8230; de fapt este doar unul singur<br \/>\nNimeni nu \u0219tie cum s\u0103 iubeasc\u0103 o inim\u0103 de t\u00e2n\u0103r.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00e2n\u0103rul nu este un b\u0103ie\u021bel, el nu pl\u00e2nge niciodat\u0103,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 te str\u00e2nge la pieptul lui, nu te va \u00een\u0219ela.<br \/>\nNu-\u0219i va pierde sentimentul, \u0219i-\u0219i va p\u0103stra jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul,<br \/>\nT\u00e2n\u0103rul nu va spune: &#8220;Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, nu e vina mea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>El nu a zis nim\u0103nui ce face\u021bi \u00een pat, baby,<br \/>\nNu a aruncat vorbe \u00een v\u00e2nt, ca s\u0103 se dea mare<br \/>\n\u0218i niciodat\u0103 nu-\u0219i va schimba sentimentele, ca ambalajele;<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 va vedea ceva frumos chiar \u0219i \u00eentr-o dragoste de strad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Arcuri, poze prin sertare,<br \/>\nLumini, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, oameni, nebuni &#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i la fel ca si c\u00e2inele din Hachiko, voi r\u0103m\u00e2ne mereu fidel !<br \/>\nF\u0103 alegerea &#8211; sufletul (Lexusul Alb) sau trupul (Lexusul negru) !<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, doamn\u0103, eu nu cad \u00een genunchi,<br \/>\nDar voi purta \u00een mine momentele frumoase din rela\u021bia noastr\u0103.<br \/>\nNu am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 te inund cu patetisme, se pare c\u0103 ai \u00een\u021beles \u0219i singur\u0103.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd sufletul vorbe\u0219te, cuvintele nu sunt necesare.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-mi voi da jos adida\u0219ii, nu voi purta pantaloni de stof\u0103,<br \/>\nUneori e mai confortabil sa fug de tine (nu spre tine), de ce sa m\u0103 mai chinui ?<br \/>\nTe rog, \u00eencearc\u0103 \u0219i tu s\u0103 m\u0103-n\u021belegi pe mine, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te bosumfli<br \/>\n\u0218i atunci vei afla cine tr\u0103ie\u0219te sub sacoul negru.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai spus: &#8220;Te iubesc.&#8221;, \u00ee\u021bi voi r\u0103spunde,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ai zis: &#8220;Te am doar pe tine.&#8221;, atunci nu te voi tr\u0103da,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ai \u0219optit: &#8220;M\u0103 d\u0103ruiesc \u021bie.&#8221;, atunci inima mea nu se va sup\u0103ra.<br \/>\nDoar \u021bine-o ferm \u0219i n-o fr\u00e2nge ! (R:x2)<\/p>\n<p>N-o fr\u00e2nge \u0219i nu pune presiune pe mine, te rog,<br \/>\nNu pot tr\u0103i f\u0103r\u0103 iubire.<br \/>\nSentimentele, la fel ca nisipul, sunt aici, \u00een de\u0219ertul meu,<br \/>\n\u0218i nu se vor r\u0103cori nici m\u0103car dup\u0103 ploaie.<\/p>\n<p>Cu ochii t\u0103i alba\u0219tri \u0219i cu rujul t\u0103u ro\u0219u<br \/>\nE\u0219ti ca un ghe\u021bar, ai f\u0103cut o lume minunat\u0103 \u00een iarna din mine,<br \/>\nCulorile tale mi-au pictat tot sufletul.<br \/>\nAm construit am\u00e2ndoi sentimente, iar tu ai \u00eenceput singur\u0103 s\u0103 le distrugi,<\/p>\n<p>Nu mi-am cump\u0103rat \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103ri, pentru a-\u021bi lua \u021bie un cadou,<br \/>\n\u021ai-am adus un buchet de flori, pe alei \u0219i printre s\u0103ge\u021bi de ghea\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nUn urs polar din m\u00e2inile mele le z\u00e2mbe\u0219te trec\u0103torilor,<br \/>\nIar tu \u021bipi ca o curv\u0103 \u0219i-\u021bi \u00eenfigi unghiile \u00een sufletul meu.<\/p>\n<p>Haide, s\u0103 avem \u00eencredere \u00een lam\u0103, t\u0103indu-mi sufletul,<br \/>\nAm f\u0103cut gre\u0219eli, mi-a p\u0103rut r\u0103u \u0219i \u021bi-am cerut s\u0103 m\u0103 ier\u021bi.<br \/>\nM\u0103car nu \u00eemi lua visele, pentru c\u0103<br \/>\nNu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d \u00eenc\u0103 o prim\u0103var\u0103 a\u0219a de \u00eentunecat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Treze\u0219te-te ! Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ?<br \/>\nCe vrei s\u0103 spui cu &#8220;Nu te mai iubesc.&#8221; ? Ce vrei s\u0103 spui cu &#8220;M-am s\u0103turat.&#8221; ?<br \/>\nTe-ai s\u0103turat s\u0103 prime\u0219ti flori ? Sau s\u0103 te plimbi cu mine ?<br \/>\nDoamn\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103 te cobori de pe piedestal ? Tot pentru mine &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mi-ai dat doi ani, si mi-ai ucis tot doi.<br \/>\nM-ai schimbat si \u021bi-ai retras cuvintele,<br \/>\nNu m\u0103 mai iubesti ? Adio, pentru ca nu mai pot schimba nimic din ce a fost.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd vei pleca, promit c\u0103 nu te voi blestema.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai spus: &#8220;Te iubesc.&#8221;, \u00ee\u021bi voi r\u0103spunde,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ai zis: &#8220;Te am doar pe tine.&#8221;, atunci nu te voi tr\u0103da,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ai \u0219optit: &#8220;M\u0103 d\u0103ruiesc \u021bie.&#8221;, atunci inima mea nu se va sup\u0103ra.<br \/>\nDoar \u021bine-o ferm \u0219i n-o fr\u00e2nge ! (R:x3)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acest articol este mai mult dec\u00e2t un pamflet, este o utopie, de care nu m\u0103 credeam capabil &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 ast\u0103zi. \ud83d\ude00 Bon anniversaire, mon amour, Ad\u00e8le. Da, ast\u0103zi pu\u0219toaica mea imaginar\u0103 \u00eempline\u0219te 20 de ani &#8230; \u0219i tot ast\u0103zi, \u00een urma unui grandios exerci\u021biu de imagina\u021bie mi-am dorit s\u0103 aflu la ce pot duce o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[52,128,417,1210,2143,2170,2649],"class_list":["post-680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-20-de-ani","tag-adele","tag-bmw","tag-hip-hop","tag-pustoaica","tag-rap","tag-toyota"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}