La un semn, pornim dresura \/ Cu \u021b\u0103rani, jandarmi … Prive\u0219ti ?<\/b><\/p>\n
Unde ? \u00centr-o \u021bar\u0103 cu mul\u021bi fraieri, cu blogeri \u0219i cu Punge\u0219ti.<\/b><\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
\u0218ti\u021bi bancul \u0103la cu femeile din Rom\u00e2nia<\/b> care sunt cele mai frumoase din lume ? Eu nu \u00eel \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n
Dar cic\u0103 2 turi\u0219ti str\u0103ini (unul din Rusia<\/b> – scriitor, contrariat \u0219i sceptic, cel\u0103lalt din Statele Unite ale Americii<\/b> – impresar, credul \u0219i optimist), dorind s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 legenda este adev\u0103rat\u0103, pornesc \u00eentr-o aventur\u0103 pe meleaguri carpato-danubiano-pontice pentru a se l\u0103sa ademeni\u021bi \u0219i fermeca\u021bi de feminitatea magic\u0103 a rom\u00e2ncelor.<\/p>\n
Rusul pleac\u0103 din Moscova<\/b>, americanul pleac\u0103 din Washington<\/b>. Americanul face escal\u0103 \u00een Istanbul<\/b>, rusul nu. Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc \u201d\u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor\u201d \u00een terminalul \u00a0ARRIVALS \/ SOSIRI<\/b> al Aeroportului Henry Coand\u0103<\/b> \u0219i stabilesc strategia: mergem la gar\u0103, ne suim \u00een primul tren care pleac\u0103 \u0219i savur\u0103m pe de-a-ntregul elegan\u021ba delicato-ginga\u0219\u0103 a pasagerelor de sex feminin care ne apar \u00een cale. \u00cen toat\u0103 splendoarea \u0219i naturale\u021bea lor.<\/p>\n
Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. Merg \u00eempreun\u0103 spre Gara de Nord Bucure\u0219ti<\/b>. Se urc\u0103 \u00een primul tren. Destina\u021bia: Suceava Nord<\/b>. Sau I\u021bcani<\/b>, cum i-ar zice cei de prin partea locului. Plecare: 21:48<\/b>. Sosire: 05:08<\/b>.<\/p>\n
Intr\u0103 turi\u0219tii no\u0219tri \u00eentr-un compartiment \u00een care mai erau 2 persoane. Fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 st\u0103teau: un student pa\u0219nic, civilizat, smerit, timid – \u0219i – o blond\u0103 superb\u0103 care \u00ee\u021bi ridica nivelul de trai la cote aproape imposibil de atins \u00een aceast\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 ciudat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Rusul \u0219i americanul se a\u0219az\u0103 unul \u00een fa\u021ba celuilalt, primul sco\u021b\u00e2nd o carte, al 2-lea un fluierat de admira\u021bie la adresa f\u0103pturii diafane de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.<\/p>\n
Pe la Adjud<\/b>, se face brusc bezn\u0103 \u00een compartiment. Se aud sunete ciudate: o s\u0103rutare botoxat\u0103, un silicon comprimat \u0219i o plesnitur\u0103 de palm\u0103 peste obraz.<\/p>\n
Pe la Pa\u0219cani<\/b> se stinge din nou lumina. Se aud acelea\u0219i chestii, cu un grad de fric\u021biune ceva mai pronun\u021bat.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 Vere\u0219ti<\/b>, aproape de punctul terminus al c\u0103l\u0103toriei, lumina dispare cu o vitez\u0103 egal\u0103 cu a ei \u00eense\u0219i \u0219i reapare \u00een acela\u0219i loc, chiar \u00eenainte de intrarea \u00een Suceava<\/b>. Ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 trenul circula cu viteza luminii ? Nu, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 viteza sunetului devenise extrem de vocal\u0103. Oooooooo, aaaaaaaa, uuuuuuuu …<\/p>\n
G\u00e2ndirea americanului<\/b>: \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 este foarte greu s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti tenta\u021biei st\u00e2rnite de o tip\u0103 provocatoare care \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenfierb\u00e2nt\u0103 sim\u021burile \u00een a\u0219a hal. Este clar c\u0103 autohtonul a \u00eencercat ni\u0219te manevre sexoase, iar tipa l-a pus la punct de la prima \u00eencercare. A 2-a \u0219i a 3-a oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-a stins lumina, din spirit civic exacerbat, care ne caracterizeaz\u0103 pe noi, americanii, l-am plesnit chiar eu pe studen\u021bache cel libidinos. Dac\u0103 se mai stinge o dat\u0103 lumina, m\u0103 bag \u0219i eu la o t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103.<\/p>\n
G\u00e2ndirea rusului: <\/b>tipa e bun\u0103 r\u0103u, probabil vreo moldoveanc\u0103 str\u0103mutat\u0103 din partea cealalt\u0103 a Prutului, cu evidente r\u0103d\u0103cini rusofone. Am observat c\u0103 se tot uita la mine de c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een compartiment. \u0218i cum sunt un tip hot\u00e2r\u00e2t \u0219i \u00eemi place s\u0103 iau ceea ce mi se cuvine, am profitat de absen\u021ba luminii \u0219i de prezen\u021ba ei \u0219i i-am ar\u0103tat c\u0103 nu sunt un idiot. De\u0219i \u0103sta e titlul de pe coperta c\u0103r\u021bii pe care nu am citit-o niciodat\u0103. Nici nu mai conteaz\u0103 autorul, c\u00e2nd am marcat deciziv la bun\u0103ciunea asta. Iar pentru a nu-\u0219i da seama americanul ce am f\u0103cut (\u0219i s\u0103 vrea \u0219i el o t\u0103v\u0103leal\u0103 cu buc\u0103\u021bica asta), i-am dat 2 palme studentului, ca s\u0103 pice el de fraier. Oricum, \u00eel d\u0103dea \u0219i fa\u021ba de gol.<\/b><\/p>\n
G\u00e2ndirea tipei<\/b>: oooooooo, aaaaaaaa, uuuuuuuu …<\/b><\/p>\n
G\u00e2ndirea rom\u00e2nului<\/b>: probabil c\u0103 rusul \u0219i americanul, ni\u0219te frustra\u021bi sexual, au \u00eencercat diverse ac\u021biuni la adresa tipei: s\u0103 o s\u0103rute, s\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie, s\u0103 \u00eei exploreze profunzimile emo\u021bionale. Don\u0219orica, o neprih\u0103nit\u0103, a crezut c\u0103 eu am fost atentatorul la onoarea ei, \u0219i m-a p\u0103lmuit f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103. Dur, dar drept. :))<\/p>\n
Se prea poate s\u0103 nu afl\u0103m niciodat\u0103 c\u00e2te palme o fi luat studentul \u0219i c\u00e2te palme o fi dat tipa.<\/b><\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 ce au cobor\u00e2t din tren, cei 2 \u201dturi\u0219ti\u201d au putut fi auzi\u021bi la telefon de ni\u0219te \u201dcer\u0219etori\u201d din S.I.E.<\/strong> folosind ni\u0219te cuvinte ciudate: Putin, Obama, Kremlin, White House<\/b>. De cealalt\u0103 parte a firului, pre\u0219edin\u021bii a 2 \u021b\u0103ri se felicit\u0103.<\/p>\n Primul a g\u0103sit un student c\u0103ruia s\u0103 \u00eei v\u00e2nd\u0103 gazul scump, cel\u0103lalt a g\u0103sit o blond\u0103 care s\u0103 \u00eel extrag\u0103 ieftin.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La un semn, pornim dresura \/ Cu \u021b\u0103rani, jandarmi … Prive\u0219ti ? Unde ? \u00centr-o \u021bar\u0103 cu mul\u021bi fraieri, cu blogeri \u0219i cu Punge\u0219ti. … \u0218ti\u021bi bancul \u0103la cu femeile din Rom\u00e2nia care sunt cele mai frumoase din lume ? Eu nu \u00eel \u0219tiu. Dar cic\u0103 2 turi\u0219ti str\u0103ini (unul din Rusia – scriitor, contrariat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[134,151,206,335,408,411,1107,1111,1112,1371,1378,1395,1455,1750,1874,1961,2139,2146,2251,2277,2283,2514,2531,2569,2687,2755,2811,2816],"class_list":["post-744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evadari-evadatii-si-divagatii","tag-adjud","tag-aeroportul-otopeni","tag-american","tag-banc","tag-blogeri","tag-blonda","tag-gara-de-nord","tag-gaz-de-sist","tag-gaz-de-sonda","tag-istanbul","tag-itcani","tag-jandarmi","tag-kremlin","tag-moscova","tag-obama","tag-pascani","tag-pungesti","tag-putin","tag-roman","tag-rus","tag-s-i-e","tag-student","tag-suceava","tag-tarani","tag-turist","tag-veresti","tag-washington","tag-white-house"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}