{"id":748,"date":"2013-12-10T23:44:22","date_gmt":"2013-12-10T21:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2013-12-10T23:44:22","modified_gmt":"2013-12-10T21:44:22","slug":"batranelul-simpatic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103tr\u00e2nelul simpatic."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 era prin anul 2068.<\/p>\n<p>Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel solitar, sl\u0103bu\u0163, simpatic \u015fi senin, bine trecut de 80 de ani, avea o discu\u0163ie cu prietenii lui imaginari.<\/p>\n<p>Potop de \u00eentreb\u0103ri pe care el le filtra, le eschiva, le interpreta, le argumenta cu o atitudine decis\u0103 \u0219i decisiv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>O domni\u015foar\u0103 gr\u0103bit\u0103, student\u0103 la jurnalism, trec\u00e2nd prin dreptul lui \u0219i auzind monologul g\u00e2lceav, se g\u00e2ndi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenving\u0103 tracul primului interviu luat. Cum \u0219i cui ? Chiar acum \u0219i chiar acestui mo\u0219ulic\u0103, aparent inofensiv \u0219i anonim.<\/p>\n<p>Se apropie de el \u0219i, foarte politicos, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe \u201d\u00een\u021belept\u201d dac\u0103 ar putea interveni \u0219i ea \u00een discu\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>Cu mult\u0103 dezinvoltur\u0103, acesta \u00eei spuse c\u0103 acum e foarte absorbit \u0219i zbuciumat din cauza exerci\u021biului intelectual la care se supune. Domni\u0219oara p\u0103ru c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belege despre ce e vorba, a\u0219a c\u0103 vorb\u0103re\u021bul continu\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><b>B: Prietenii mei m\u0103 asalteaz\u0103 cu un num\u0103r mare de \u00eentreb\u0103ri, toate redundante \u0219i av\u00e2nd leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu acela\u0219i subiect. Iar eu \u00eencerc s\u0103 le ofer r\u0103spunsuri stupide \u0219i nerelevante, pentru a \u00een\u021belege \u0219i ei lipsa de substan\u021b\u0103 a \u00eentreb\u0103rii.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>S: Ce anume v\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 prietenii dumneavoastr\u0103, dac\u0103 nu sunt indiscret\u0103 ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>B: De ce am ales s\u0103 fiu toat\u0103 via\u021ba singur ?, ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ofer o \u00eentrebare \u00een loc de r\u0103spuns.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>S: Toat\u0103 via\u0163a a\u0163i fost singur ? Dac\u0103 da, de ce ? Care a fost motivul pentru care nu a\u021bi g\u0103sit o femeie cu care s\u0103 construi\u021bi ceva \u00eempreun\u0103 ? Este vorba despre un secret ascuns ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Batr\u00e2nelul z\u00e2mbe\u015fte amar, \u00eenchide ochii \u015fi se \u00eentoarce.<\/p>\n<p><b>B: Nu, nu este vorba despre un secret ascuns. Pentru c\u0103 toate secretele sunt ascunse. Dar \u00ee\u021bi \u00een\u021beleg emo\u021bia \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi voi r\u0103spunde destul de scurt \u0219i la obiect. <\/b>Face o pauz\u0103, parc\u0103 pentru a-\u0219i sinergiza energiile \u0219i continu\u0103:<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>B: Am avut multe secrete la via\u0163a mea, dar treptat, toate \u015fi-au dezv\u0103luit sensul. Unul c\u00e2te unul. \u00cen ce prive\u0219te interac\u021biunea mea cu femeile &#8230; le-am z\u00e2mbit, le-am crezut, le-am min\u021bit, le-am onorat, le-am dezonorat, le-am comp\u0103timit, le-am evitat, le-am iubit. Poate c\u0103 a\u0219 fi reu\u0219it s\u0103 trec \u0219i peste conven\u021bia unei rela\u021bii, at\u00e2ta vreme c\u00e2t ofeream acestui concept propria-mi defini\u021bie. Doar c\u0103 \u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>S: Doar c\u0103 ce ? <\/b>\u00eentreb\u0103 ner\u0103bd\u0103toare studenta.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>B: Doar c\u0103 am c\u0103utat de-a lungul \u00eentregii vie\u021bi femeia perfect\u0103.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A: \u0218i dintre toate femeile din lume nu a\u021bi g\u0103sit una care s\u0103 reprezinte idealul dumneavoastr\u0103 ? <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>B: Ba da, am g\u0103sit una, c\u00e2ndva, demult.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A: \u0218i ? Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu ea ? De ce nu sunte\u021bi \u00eempreun\u0103 ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>B: Pentru c\u0103, mai mult ca sigur, \u015fi ea c\u0103uta b\u0103rbatul perfect. \ud83d\ude42 <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 un scurt z\u00e2mbet (mai degrab\u0103 nevinovat, dec\u00e2t libidinos), b\u0103tr\u00e2nelul nostru solitar, sl\u0103bu\u021b, simpatic \u0219i senin o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe student\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><b>\u201dChiar, tu ce cau\u021bi ?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 era prin anul 2068. Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel solitar, sl\u0103bu\u0163, simpatic \u015fi senin, bine trecut de 80 de ani, avea o discu\u0163ie cu prietenii lui imaginari. Potop de \u00eentreb\u0103ri pe care el le filtra, le eschiva, le interpreta, le argumenta cu o atitudine decis\u0103 \u0219i decisiv\u0103. O domni\u015foar\u0103 gr\u0103bit\u0103, student\u0103 la jurnalism, trec\u00e2nd prin dreptul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[347,360,1020,1428,1824,2067,2344,2408,2442,2515],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","tag-barbatul-perfect","tag-batranel","tag-femeia-perfecta","tag-jurnalism","tag-nevinovat","tag-poveste","tag-secrete","tag-simpatic","tag-solitar","tag-studenta"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}