{"id":864,"date":"2014-01-13T17:28:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-13T15:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/?p=864"},"modified":"2014-01-13T17:28:04","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T15:28:04","slug":"muschii-mei-minte-nu-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/?p=864","title":{"rendered":"Mu\u0219chii mei minte nu are"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Probabil c\u0103 nu v-a\u021bi prins unde este viteza \u00een <a href=\"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/12\/the-day-before-you-came\/\"><b>articolul de ieri<\/b><\/a>, despre care promiteam c\u0103 voi discuta \u00een <a href=\"http:\/\/sergiumotreanu.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/11\/ion-tiriac-vanator-porc-sau-mistret\/\"><b>articolul de alalt\u0103ieri<\/b><\/a>. :)) Ei bine, ieri am fost \u00eentr-o dispozi\u021bie extrem de subtil\u0103 \u0219i mai mult ca sigur c\u0103 nu am reu\u0219it s\u0103 m\u0103 fac \u00een\u021beles.<\/p>\n<p>Ast\u0103zi, \u00een schimb, m-am trezit cu o expansiv\u0103 energie creatoare planetar\u0103. De fapt, este pu\u021bin spus planetar\u0103; expansiv de planetar\u0103 &#8230; <strong>galactic\u0103, cosmic\u0103, universal\u0103 chiar<\/strong>. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Sar din pat, deschid fereastra, privesc soarele, fac ni\u0219te mi\u0219c\u0103ri haotice de \u00eenc\u0103lzire \u00een timp ce fredonez un c\u00e2ntecel, \u00eemi murd\u0103resc din\u021bii cu carbonat de calciu (<strong>CaCO3<\/strong>) \u0219i florur\u0103 de sodiu (<strong>NaF<\/strong>), renun\u021b la \u021binuta casual din timpul nop\u021bii (cu pijamale), adopt \u021binuta casual din timpul zilei (f\u0103r\u0103 pijamale) \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eendrept spre buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n<p>Micul meu dejun a constat, ca mai de fiecare dat\u0103, dintr-un pahar plin ochi cu ap\u0103 (plat\u0103?) \u0219i o linguri\u021b\u0103 cu miere. \u00cencerc s\u0103 testez, astfel, c\u00e2t timp poate supravie\u021bui un organism uman doar cu ambrozie \u0219i nectar. Deocamdat\u0103 experimentul decurge bini\u0219or. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i a\u0219a energic, creator, planetar, galactic, cosmic \u0219i universal (dornic s\u0103 demonstrez lumii valoarea mea &#8211; vorba unui prieten) am pornit hot\u0103r\u00e2t spre unul din locurile de munc\u0103. Pe drum, mintea \u00eemi urzea enigme, filosofii, manevre financiare, psihologii, manipul\u0103ri, mul\u021bimi, conspira\u021bii, toate de o amploare &#8230; a\u021bi ghicit, planetar\u0103. \u00cemi alesesem \u0219i titlul articolului: <b>Enigma Scutului Ro\u0219u.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Ajuns la munc\u0103, am avut neinspira\u021bia s\u0103 intru \u00een biroul doamnei director \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei urez o zi la fel de bun\u0103 ca a mea. <b>Note to self: Don<\/b><b>&#8216;<\/b><b>t. Do. That. Again. Like in &#8230; never. <\/b>\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai t\u00e2rziu prelucram ni\u0219te ordonan\u021be de urgen\u021b\u0103 ale min\u021bilor luminate din \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul rom\u00e2nesc (<b>OUG 117 \/ 23.XII.2013<\/b>), ordine de ministru (<b>5144 \/ 24.IX.2013<\/b>) sau ditamai <strong>Metodologia-cadru privind mobilitatea personalului didactic din \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului preuniversitar \u00een anul \u0219colar 2014-2015<\/strong>, emis\u0103 de <strong>Ministerul Educa\u021biei Na\u021bional<\/strong>e \u0219i semnat\u0103 de \u00eensu\u0219i ministrul <strong>Remus Pricopie<\/strong>.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>2 ore mai t\u00e2rziu f\u0103ceam acela\u0219i lucru. :((<\/p>\n<p>Nu-i nimic, mi-am zis, cu expansiva energie pe care \u00eenc\u0103 o mai de\u021bineam. Voi aborda un articol ceva mai redus ca \u00eentindere, viziune \u0219i plenaritate; chiar doream s\u0103 scriu despre ni\u0219te evenimente tehnico-politico-stupide care includ, din nefericire, \u0219i <b>Bucovina<\/b>. Evident, v\u0103zute prin filtrul meu perceptiv special. Titlul articolului va fi: <b>Aici se moare &#8230; de dubl\u0103 prostie.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>2 ore \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu c\u0103ram ni\u0219te imprimante (LASER, frate) \u0219i monitoare (CRT) de la parter la etajul 3. No elevator included. <a href=\"http:\/\/dorinlazar.ro\/complexe-mari-oameni-mici\/\"><b>Mu\u0219chii mei minte nu are<\/b><\/a>, ca s\u0103 parafrazez un c\u00e2ntec bestial cu care m-a \u0219ocat <strong>Dorin Laz\u0103r<\/strong> la ziua mea. :))<\/p>\n<p>Cum peste 2 ore am antrenament la fotbal \u0219i vr\u00e2nd \u00a0s\u0103 \u00eemi conserv ceva din energia cosmic\u0103, postul meu din ziua de azi se reduce la filmule\u021bul de mai jos.<\/p>\n<p><b>Eu zic c\u0103 am avut o minte prolific\u0103 \u0219i azi. La mu\u0219chi mai am de lucrat. \ud83d\ude00<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Gym Stereotypes\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nU4EJfX2aXE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Probabil c\u0103 nu v-a\u021bi prins unde este viteza \u00een articolul de ieri, despre care promiteam c\u0103 voi discuta \u00een articolul de alalt\u0103ieri. :)) Ei bine, ieri am fost \u00eentr-o dispozi\u021bie extrem de subtil\u0103 \u0219i mai mult ca sigur c\u0103 nu am reu\u0219it s\u0103 m\u0103 fac \u00een\u021beles. Ast\u0103zi, \u00een schimb, m-am trezit cu o expansiv\u0103 energie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[458,531,691,850,932,935,1100,1225,1467,1644,1656,1699,1770,1912,2123,2205,2215,2540,2705,2710],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ganduri","tag-bucovina","tag-casual","tag-cosmic","tag-dorin-lazar","tag-energie","tag-enigme","tag-galactic","tag-hotarare","tag-laser","tag-men","tag-metodologie","tag-minte","tag-muschi","tag-ordin","tag-prostie","tag-regulament","tag-remus-pricopie","tag-supravietuire","tag-uinversal","tag-uman"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiumotreanu.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}